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[The page may be blank, but as soon as anyone turns to it, the dulcet sound of a banjo begins to play]

Comments

[ohmygodshoes]

Okay! I mean, sure. I don't mind, I guess. Maybe you can make me like the banjo! You can play for me when we meet. If you want! I don't care.

Wow, if we got married we could combine our empires and have like, a shoe carnival thing!

[Inkblots.]

Not that we're going to do that, but I mean... What I mean is, a shoe carnival would be fucking rad. That's all I meant.

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i would like that a lot, i think

a shoe carnival, ha
could there be zombies, too

[ohmygodshoes]

[Is she dreaming right now? She feels like she has to be dreaming right now.]

I'd love it

Only if they can wear some kickass zombie shoes. Like, I'm talking bloody yet fashionable. Emphasis on fashionable.

But still really bloody.

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[Derp derp derp, he is just absolutely clueless, derp derp]

yeah, that sounds wicked, i like that

[shaddup]

what the hell did i just read

[notatusspot]

nothing
kelly and i were just talking about shoes and zombies and carnivals, that's all
that's alright, isn't it