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[givesyouaboner]

_{[Dirk has glanced from his homework to the journal his uncle got him for over an hour now. Writing something in there sounded like a lot more fun than trying to catch up on assignments after missing so much school. He hasn't a clue of what to say, so he just rolls with the first thing that comes to mind.]}


I can't wait for the school year to end.
It's getting ridiculously difficult to keep up with all of my assignments, especially knowing that in September, I start at Hogwarts.
Regular school work is boring in comparison to the idea of learning magic.
Plus, summer will be awesome for reasons.

Comments

[clockspinner]

sure thing
just dont save over my game files or ill pee in your bed
there should be plenty of room on the memory card though

shit
im sor
i would

[Filtered]

ill write you a letter and send sprite home with it
well do it the old fashioned way
like pen pals
you can write me a letter and send it back with my owl

[givesyouaboner]

That would defeat the purpose.
Don't you know?
I have the only bed.
Uncle Dirk decided not to bother getting another.
You get to sleep on the floor.

_{[He obviously isn't serious about that; he's just trying to make the effort to act normal]}

But yeah.
I won't do that.
I have to have proof that I can out-game you too.



That sounds okay, I guess, just as long as no one else reads what I say.
Can you prevent that or is it just a matter of chance?

[clockspinner]

nah its pretty legit
sprites a clever little bastard anyway
hes made the flight home dozens of times
just dont accidentally impale him or anything
bro will never let you live it down

[givesyouaboner]

What?
How would I even do that?
Not that I want to.
That just sounds ridiculous.

[clockspinner]

clearly lesson one over the summer is getting a sword in your hand little man
lesson two is teaching you how to not accidentally kill things with it

...
long story short four years ago i skewered the owl that brought my letter

[givesyouaboner]

We could forgo that all together and not handle swords at all.
No accidental killings.


Wow.
Good job.

[clockspinner]

no can do little man
striders are raised by the sword
youve missed out on your formative years of training
well have to fix that

[givesyouaboner]

I don't want my arm to get cut off.
I've never even touched something sharper than a dinner knife.

[clockspinner]

ive been using swords since i was half your age
you think my arms ever been cut off
time to pony up cowboy

[givesyouaboner]

Obviously not.
I'm not as cool as you though.
But that doesn't mean it couldn't happen.
Can we use fake ones? Or ones that aren't sharp?

[clockspinner]

youre gonna have to move up to the big leagues some day
but sure ill go easy on you at first

[givesyouaboner]

Fine.
Then I'll just be better at it than you.