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[givesyouaboner]

_{[Dirk has glanced from his homework to the journal his uncle got him for over an hour now. Writing something in there sounded like a lot more fun than trying to catch up on assignments after missing so much school. He hasn't a clue of what to say, so he just rolls with the first thing that comes to mind.]}


I can't wait for the school year to end.
It's getting ridiculously difficult to keep up with all of my assignments, especially knowing that in September, I start at Hogwarts.
Regular school work is boring in comparison to the idea of learning magic.
Plus, summer will be awesome for reasons.

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[givesyouaboner]

_{[He tries to stop laughing enough to speak, because nope, he can't unhear that.]}

Eww! Uncle Dirk likes being peed on!

[plushaeusrumpified]

I- No!

[He's scrambling around for an explanation now.]

Do you know how many goddamn times Dave peed on me as a baby?

[As payback for that, he's just going to tickle you harder. Because he does not like being peed on. At all.











He tried it and it ended up being gross as fuck.]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He's practically screaming now, plz to be stopping soon, because it's starting to hurt to laugh.]}

Groooooss!


Okay. Okay.

Stop! I give uuuup.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Nope! He keeps tickling.]

The only way to get me to stop is to say asscheese!

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He really didn't want to, but this was just getting so ridiculous now that he had no choice.]}

Fine! Asscheese.