16 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

Who didn't get one of those egg things? I sort of thought any baby egg of mine would be eaten by Angus, but now I'm rather disappointed, they seem quite fun.

But what is the point of having a fake dragon? We're already at the school of witchcraft and magicosity, you'd think by 5th year I'd be halfway to training something that breathes fire by now.

Comments

[testdriveme]

I think your cat and a dragon egg are about the same size.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I wish. Angus is twice as big and probably twice as mad as any baby dragon that'd come out of there.

[testdriveme]

Maybe if he eats a dragon egg, it'll hatch inside him and he'll breathe fire.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Don't let him hear that, he already stalks the owlery. Next, we'll end up with baked owl for dinner.

[testdriveme]

That doesn't sound like it'd be very good for you.

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[nunganunga_k_o]

Oh blimey, they would have little bits of messages baked in. Like fortune cookies when you get Chinese takeout. Ohhh I can't erase that image. And instead of being full of wisdomosity, it'd be crap notes like, 'Why haven't you written me' and 'I hope you're doing your daft Astronomy charts'.

I think I have made myself a bit sick.

[testdriveme]

That sounds pretty funny, actually.

[nunganunga_k_o]

You will not be saying that when you're choking on a baked bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans.

[testdriveme]

I never said I would try any. Leave that to first years.

[whatforbiddenforrest]

A real dragon would probably burn the school down.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Hogwarts is filled with magicosity and wonderment, they can make a new one.

[whatforbiddenforrest]

Somehow I don't think it'd be able to rebuild itself from scratch.

Unless there's like this inbuilt defense mechanism where it just rebuilds itself after an attack or something.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Yes. A defense type thing. For fires and rogue dragons and what not. Hogwarts could stand some renovations as is, we'd probably be doing Dumbledore a favor.

[whatforbiddenforrest]

Oh I think it's quite alright, though I suppose I'm used to large hallways and whatnot.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Please, we are in a dark castle that looks like it's having a funeral everyday. Probably for all the ghosts and what not that we have. And I am too filled with youth and joie de vivre to be thinking about death constantly.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

bUT IF YOU HAD, uM, sOMETHING THAT BREATHED REAL FIRE,
tHERE IS THE CHANCE, tHAT YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL,
aND i THINK THAT WOULD, uH, bE VERY BAD,

[nunganunga_k_o]

Honestly, as many mad things that go on here, you'd think it'd have burned down already.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

tHAT POINT IS, uH, aCTUALLY A GOOD ONE, iF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,
bUT DRAGONS MIGHT, fINALLY BE WHAT BURN THE PLACE DOWN,
sO IT IS PROBABLY BETTER NOT TO RISK IT, i THINK,