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[ladyliberty]

This egg thing is way more boring than I thought it was gonna be. It doesn't do anything. It just sits there.

I should strap it to my chest for quidditch this weekend so it can learn to fly.

Comments

[notapigeon]

You could use an egg back-pack.

[ladyliberty]

What if someone hits me in the back? I couldn't defend it.

[notapigeon]

Hm. You're right. But is your front 100% protected? What if you get distracted?

[ladyliberty]

Well, I don't get distracted! But if I did, it's got padding.

[notapigeon]

You have a point..

[ladyliberty]

There's more benefits to awesome tits than you might think.

[animalmagnetism]

{>I wouldn't advice taking it to the match.<}
{>But I do approve of taking them flying!<}

[ladyliberty]

I could take it to practice.

[animalmagnetism]

{>That's probably the safer option.<}
{>More relaxed outings for beginners after all!<}

[ladyliberty]

You obviously haven't met our captain.

[animalmagnetism]

{>I'll admit my idea of relaxed has gotten me looks in the past!<}
{>Practice should be easier to handle.<}
{>Less people on the field.<}

[ladyliberty]

I'll make sure to keep Graham from scrambling it.

[animalmagnetism]

{>Good!<}
{>It'd be a shame if the egg was harmed.<}