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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-05-25 02:07 pm

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Um, Dave?
I kind of... need to talk to you about something.
I don't think Sprite can fly fast enough.





[Note: Considering Dirk doesn't have a wand or know how to filter, this is completely public.]
clockspinner: (ah ah none of that)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[...well that don't sound good.]

sure thing
whats up little d?
clockspinner: (denial)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[it'll be a few minutes before he stops pissing fire long enough to respond.]

if this hypothetical douchebag has a name that hypothetically rhymes with barfat manass
then its because hes been holding a grudge against me since first year
and his ex girlfriend punched him in the nose
and is now my girlfriend

and bro said a lot of shit he didnt mean about manass and his family the other day
fuck he even said he was sorry
manass has his buttcheeks clenched so tight im surprised he doesnt shit diamonds

what the hell did he say to you
clockspinner: (]<)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
how dare he
that fucking cu
ill make him wish he was ne

yep thats manass
hes my roommate
and im going to shove my fist all the way up his gaping mangina
he cant handle the strider swag
dont worry about him
theres one of him and three of us
we totally out cool him anyday
clockspinner: (bitch i will cut you)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
no im already hacked off at him
hes a fucking coward and a piss stain if he thinks its even remotely okay to pick on an 11 year old just because hes got beef with me and bro
striders look out for striders little d
if he has beef with me he should bring it up with me
he had no right talking to you like that behind our backs

dont worry ill sort him out before i come home
he wont give you anymore shit dirk
even if i have to break his fingers
clockspinner: (crying)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...dirk no
im the one whos sorry
im sorry you have to get dragged into all of this when youve already been through so much shit
you shouldnt have to watch who you fucking talk to because my roommates a festering turd of a human being
fuck two weeks in and ive already fucked up as a role model
awesome

just
dont be anything like me and youll do fine kid
clockspinner: (Canon green sun)

[personal profile] clockspinner 2012-05-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
are you kidding me

thats it
i officially decree
that youre going to put down the journal
go find bro
and tell him i told him to give you the best fucking hug he can give
and then another one so you got one from me and one from him
capische?

because you are not a fucking baby
youre one of the strongest
coolest kids i know
im proud to have you at school with me in the fall
and i cant wait to show you the ropes over the summer

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[personal profile] dou8letrou8le 2012-05-25 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)

You need to learn how to filter.
It is hard to 8e discreet when everyone can see your text.
selfhatred: (siiiiiigh)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-25 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I SHOULD APOLOGIZE.
WHAT I SAID WAS OUT OF LINE.
I MIGHT HATE YOUR UNCLES BUT THAT SHOULDN'T EXTEND TO YOU.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, AND YOU SHOULD KNOW I RESPECT DAVID STRIDER'S WORK.
I WAS BEING A JACKASS BECAUSE OF DAVE AND I'M SORRY.
selfhatred: (thinking)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-25 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[and dropping the text quirk. it doesn't feel right to him.]

I get it.
Dave and I have been fighting ever since first year but that's no excuse to take it out on a kid simply because he's related to him.
I also realize I said those things at a bad time.
My parents are dead too, so I should've stepped back and thought about how you'd feel instead of letting my anger get the better of me again.
selfhatred: (er)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-25 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
The reason is actually kind of silly but every time I think about letting it go he just makes me hate him even more.
I'm sorry about your dad too.
I was just putting it out there that if you need to talk to someone about it, there's someone who knows what you're going through.
selfhatred: (uh...sure)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.
No kid should have to lose their parents.
I was younger than you when I lost my mom.
It doesn't get easier but...having someone there helps.
I didn't have that before I moved to England.
selfhatred: (eyebrow raise)

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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
There wasn't anyone else but my mom either.
My dad was in the military so he was always away on business or in the war.
But...there are other people that care about you.
I'm sure you know that.
It took me a while to work that out.

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