Three Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

congrats ravenclaw
maybe nerds do know how to fly after all

[Filtered to Gryffindors]

sorry i let you guys down

[He's in the hospital wing overnight, so any action you want to take would take place there.]

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i


cant.

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[clockspinner]

...
im all ears
why the fuck not

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[plushaeusrumpified]

because.

im too pretty.
its not good for concussions.
thats why.
thats my dirty little secret.
you would die.

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[clockspinner]

[A long moment passes before his next response. When he finally does write, the ink blurs wetly in telling little drops.]

fine
whatever

im holding dirk hostage
if you dont come see me you have to leave him here

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh no. Not again. Not again. Fuck. Why does making people cry make him feel so fucking bad now? Because it's Dave. Jesus christ.

Why was he such a terrible father?]

fuck.
dave.
just. stop.
i

fine.

be there in a bit.

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[clockspinner]

no really its fine
i dont wanna be a burden on you or anything
id hate to think youre inconvenienced by your own br son

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[plushaeusrumpified]

dave no.
stop.
fucking stop.

youre not a fucking inconvenience.
i just.

youre not.

at all.

i love you goddamn it when are you going to realize that?

fuck.

when are you going to realize theres a goddamn reason for shit even if you dont actually see it.

am i that much of a monster?

no fuck dont answer that.
i already know.
yeah i am.

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[clockspinner]

maybe when you start being fucking honest with me

why did you come all the way back up here
why dont you want to come see me
why didnt you stop in and say hi when you got here
i know dirk didnt find the hospital wing by himself you couldve checked in on me then
'hey kid hows it going your brains arent too scrambled are they? good to hear im gonna go take care of the shit i came up here to do you behave for the nurse'

i thought you were done lying to me bro

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Hold on, it's by this point that the avalanche of makeup ends up making its way to him. Holy fuck that is a lot of makeup. Way, way more than he ended up intending to even get. What the fuck is this shit?

Something blue that looks possibly like lipstick just got all over the page. Fuck. Just... give him a minute to sort through all of this shit and find his journal, because it's lost in the pile.]

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[clockspinner]

[What the--]

bro?

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[plushaeusrumpified]

hold on.
there was an accident.

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[clockspinner]

no you know what
fuck that
fuck that with something rough and sandpapery
im not gonna hold the fuck on anymore
i want some goddamn answers bro
tell me what the fuck is going on

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[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh jesus christ have some patience kid. He ends up finally getting an expanse of his journal clean enough to write on so it's not all a blur of colour.

But his ink did get spilled and now he has to use whatever he can grab that's colourful.]

jesus christ dave hold o
wait no fuck this i dont want this colour.

[Please hold as he looks for something else.]

oh fuck my life wheres the red.

finally jesus fuck.
what the fuck do you want me to say?
when i got here i was fucking pissed about something.
i had shit to take care of.

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[clockspinner]

why was that shit more important than making sure that i wasnt in a coma
what if youd dropped dirk off and he found out i was brain dead or sth
why didnt you even try to bother to make sure i was okay

and what the fuck is going on with your text colors

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[plushaeusrumpified]

i knew yo

[Fuck he smooshed the lipstick too hard. FUCKING COSMETICS HOW DO THEY WORK.]

i knew you were fine dave.
i asked.
you werent fucking brain dead and i knew that.
do you really fucking think if there was something wrong
i would have just ignored you?
for fucks sake do you not have more faith in me?
just.
like i fucking said ill be there in a bit so can you fucking give me 10 minutes.

and nothing there was just a thing that happened that i really didnt fucking mean to happen.
i need to word my spells better in the future.

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[clockspinner]

fine what the fuck ever
ill wait