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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[clockspinner]

i have a problem with the way youre criticizing my upbringing
no ones telling you how to raise your ki
oh wait you dont actually have any

[arachnoble]

And this still isn't to my face.

So much for your upbringing.

[clockspinner]

well gee
sorry im unable to come to your office right now
youre right i can totally walk off this fucking concussion and come in for some tea

this is closer to being to your face than you were talking about us

[arachnoble]

I'm sorry I talk to my niece. Truly. I wasn't aware I could have conversations with my family.

[clockspinner]

i wasnt aware it was okay to criticize your coworkers childrearing methods in front of your niece
whos also a student

[arachnoble]

You're the one who assumed I was talking about childrearing. But I wouldn't doubt the man would raise you to imitate him.

[clockspinner]

newsflash teach you said its a strider thing
that means you were talking about all of us

[arachnoble]

I'm aware of what I said. Commenting on how children try to emulate their parents does not automatically translate into an attack on parenting.

Unless someone is extremely defensive.

[clockspinner]

what the fuck do i have to be defensive about
bro is the best parent in the whole fucking world
and im proud as hell that i was the fastest little swimmer from his scrotes

[arachnoble]

Yes, that doesn't sound defensive at all.

[clockspinner]

youre jelly cause your lineage pales in comparison to the mighty loins i sprang from

[arachnoble]

I don't think his dick would count as mighty.

[clockspinner]

i wouldnt know cause hes not an incestuous pedo

[arachnoble]

So I suppose that makes two of us who know nothing about his genitals but are still talking about them.

[clockspinner]

yeah but at least i know him
or at least i thought i did
you have no idea who he really is

[arachnoble]

And you have no idea who I am and you're still insulting me.

[clockspinner]

yep
paybacks sure a bitch innit teach

[arachnoble]

Maybe if you were actually hurting my "feelings".