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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[dou8letrou8le]

The professor is hurt?

[arachnoble]

Or he likes dabbling in cosmetics.

[dou8letrou8le]

Why s8y that?

[arachnoble]

If you see him it will be rather obvious.

He has far too much concealer-slash-foundation on and it's a poor match to his skin. But knowing him he could be doing it for the "irony".

[dou8letrou8le]

I do not see what 'irony' has to do with this.

[givesyouaboner]

It's for the sake of irony.

[arachnoble]

If it was for just irony I would imagine he would have put more effort into it.

[givesyouaboner]

But that's what makes it ironic.
Duuuhh.

[arachnoble]

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

[givesyouaboner]

Nope, I know what it means.
I have Webster's open right now, turned to page irony.
There's a picture of my uncle right there.

PLACEHOLDER I'm still washing dishes but I couldn't resist

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Hi, yeah. All his ink got spilled under the avalanche of makeup, so... Does this shade of blue look familiar?

It's your lipstick.]

what the fuck?

i dont know what youre talking about.

HURRY UP WITH THOSE DISHES

[arachnoble]

[Wow Bro so mature.]

So I'm sure the ghastly patch on your face has nothing to do with a bruise you may have gotten?

I know you were supposed to have...words with Donoghue, and I know the both of you can be rather temperamental.

Also you'll need to replace my makeup.

I HURRIED

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh shit that's her makeup? Fuck.]

i dont know what youre talking about.

GOOD. X(

[arachnoble]

Playing oblivious isn't cute.

[plushaeusrumpified]

didnt you hear?
im sugoi as a mofo or whatever.

but ok i guess this is your lipstick isnt it?
you caught me bluehanded congrats.

i had an accident.

Filtered to Dave and Dirk

[plushaeusrumpified]

[CAN HE HAVE HIS INK BACK PLEASE WRITING WITH LIPSTICK IS SUCH A BITCH.]

ok its about fucking time i reign you crotchdroppings in.
well.
crotchdropping and adopted crotchdropping.

jesus fucking christ cut that shit out.
for one you dont fucking insult a ladies ass.
i dont care who it is you just dont.

second of all have a little fucking more respect for a fucking teacher.
do you have any idea how fucking hard im working to try and keep the peace right now?
or have you not realized that enough shits got down.

we may be striders but you know what?

enough is efuckingnough right now.
dave theyre already fucking talking about what kind of punishment you need to get for all this shit.
and ive already brought down enough shit on all of us.
fucking stop.
have you ever heard of laying low?
fucking do it.

and by the way i can fight my own fucking battles.
so dont give me that shit about trying to defend me.
i dont need defending.
im a fucking adult.

Filtered to Dave and Dirk

[clockspinner]

she insulted us too
are you saying im not allowed to defend myself
fuck that and fuck you
and at least write in someone elses lipstick hedwig

Filtered to Dave and Dirk

[plushaeusrumpified]

fuck you is this better.

no youre not. not right now.
just stop for fucks sake.

ill take your journal away i swear to god.
she wasnt even really insulting you.
you just saw strider and jumped right the fuck in.

Filtered just to Bro

[clockspinner]

fine take my fucking journal
see if i care
you gonna spank me too
or maybe take me up on top of the astronomy tower again
knock me round the head enough and all your problems will be gone for good

Filtered just to Bro

[plushaeusrumpified]

dave

i

no

no no no no no no no!


i would never fucking

dave

ohshit.

[givesyouaboner]

I didn't know she was a teacher!
But she was being mean and she deserved it.

dats right

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh no she was being mean.

lesson number one.
let shit roll off your back.
goddamn have a little self control.

you havent even started school here yet man.
calm the fuck down.

[givesyouaboner]

She started it.
She should get in trouble not me.

I don't care!
Maybe I just won't go to school at all.
I have the means to avoid it.
Then I won't have to deal with stupid twats at all.

[wwistful]

. . . .

[Oops, ink splatters all up in this bitch.]

[arachnoble]

What is it?