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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[clockspinner]

so youre more the courageous position type
sticks and stones can break my bones but whips and chains excite me

nah i just thought you were a really effeminate dude on the first day of class until you opened your mouth
and im fourteen thanks

[arachnoble]

If courageous is the best word you can think of.

[Dave is this really a conversation you want to be having.]

Does one year make that much of a difference? No.

[clockspinner]

news flash its an actual position



it makes about an inch of difference
two if were talking about my concealed weapon

[arachnoble]

Highly inaccurate depiction of me. I prefer to be the one in control.

[Going to try to ignore the dick comment...]

Only the insecure measure.

[...And she failed.]

[clockspinner]

only cause thats how far away it was from hanging all the way down to my knees

[arachnoble]

I'm sure that spell didn't backfire on you.

[clockspinner]

they call me biggus dickus mighty conqueror of rome

[arachnoble]

Are they your imaginary friends?

[clockspinner]

ouch good thing im in the hospital wing so i can get some ice for that burn

[arachnoble]

I'm sure the nurse enjoys your requests.

[clockspinner]

[Yeah, he's not responding anymore, he's busy being reduced to miserable tears by his father.]