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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

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[arachnoble]

Is that the best you can come up with?

[givesyouaboner]

Of course not.
I simply figured it wouldn't be proper to mention how much of a bloody wank tool you are when we've only just met.

_{[He's going to pretend he knows what half of that means.]}

[arachnoble]

Stringing words together doesn't prove you know how to properly insult someone.

he learns these words from bro 8|

[givesyouaboner]

Shut your fuckhole.

8| bad bro.

[arachnoble]

Which one? There's a lot of holes you can fuck.

we can blame dave too. clearly dirk is in no way responsible for his potty mouth

[givesyouaboner]

The one that's being annoying and won't shut up.
Theoretically.
Since we're writing.

worst influences

[arachnoble]

Really? Gosh, I wasn't aware of that fact.

or best?

[givesyouaboner]

Well now you know.