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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

So you like being referred to as bad things?
What a twat.

[arachnoble]

I like seeing what sort of names people call me. Most of them are true.

[givesyouaboner]

I guess if I were a guinea pig-faced pizzle muncher I would too.
Have fun with that.

[arachnoble]

Is that the best you can come up with?

[givesyouaboner]

Of course not.
I simply figured it wouldn't be proper to mention how much of a bloody wank tool you are when we've only just met.

_{[He's going to pretend he knows what half of that means.]}

[arachnoble]

Stringing words together doesn't prove you know how to properly insult someone.

he learns these words from bro 8|

[givesyouaboner]

Shut your fuckhole.

8| bad bro.

[arachnoble]

Which one? There's a lot of holes you can fuck.

we can blame dave too. clearly dirk is in no way responsible for his potty mouth

[givesyouaboner]

The one that's being annoying and won't shut up.
Theoretically.
Since we're writing.

worst influences

[arachnoble]

Really? Gosh, I wasn't aware of that fact.

or best?

[givesyouaboner]

Well now you know.

[dou8letrou8le]

Stop that.

[givesyouaboner]

She started it.

[dou8letrou8le]

She is also a professor in school you are attending next semester.
You are either stupid or very young.
Stop it.

[givesyouaboner]

No one told me she was a teacher.
I'll stop it when she stops being mean.

[dou8letrou8le]

People will alw8ys 8e mean to you.
You should learn to ignore it and move on.

[givesyouaboner]

That's stupid.
If you let people be mean to you and you don't do anything, they'll just keep being mean.

[dou8letrou8le]

There is time and pl8ce for fighting.
This is not either.
Act your 8ge, Strider.

[givesyouaboner]

So she gets away with being rude to me and my family.
I'm not okay with that.

[dou8letrou8le]

Have you ever dealt with the consequences of attacking an adult?
Ver8ally.

[givesyouaboner]

An adult has never been so rude to do it in the first place.

[dou8letrou8le]

Welcome to the real world.

[givesyouaboner]

Ugh.
I don't like it.
I'm not joining it.

[dou8letrou8le]

You are in for a 8ad surprise.

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah, probably.