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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[arachnoble]

So my ass is bigger than a palace? I find that to be quite the achievement.

[clockspinner]

9th wonder of the world
professor matteris massive derriere

[arachnoble]

Excellent. I'm sure the masses find it to be marvelous, as they believe most wonders are.

[clockspinner]

id certainly be willing to believe its had plenty of tourists
no one like it enough to put a ring on it?

[arachnoble]

I'm not fond of anal, so no.

And why would I ever get married?

[clockspinner]

im surprised with how small your tits are
did you know big knockers evolved to look more like plush rumps so that the reptilian hindbrain would be satisfied even in the missionary position
the more you know

[arachnoble]

Fascinating. I don't care about the fact people can enjoy vanilla sex.

Should I be flattered a thirteen year old pays attention to my breasts enough to comment on their size?

[clockspinner]

so youre more the courageous position type
sticks and stones can break my bones but whips and chains excite me

nah i just thought you were a really effeminate dude on the first day of class until you opened your mouth
and im fourteen thanks

[arachnoble]

If courageous is the best word you can think of.

[Dave is this really a conversation you want to be having.]

Does one year make that much of a difference? No.

[clockspinner]

news flash its an actual position



it makes about an inch of difference
two if were talking about my concealed weapon

[arachnoble]

Highly inaccurate depiction of me. I prefer to be the one in control.

[Going to try to ignore the dick comment...]

Only the insecure measure.

[...And she failed.]

[clockspinner]

only cause thats how far away it was from hanging all the way down to my knees

[arachnoble]

I'm sure that spell didn't backfire on you.

[clockspinner]

they call me biggus dickus mighty conqueror of rome

[arachnoble]

Are they your imaginary friends?

[clockspinner]

ouch good thing im in the hospital wing so i can get some ice for that burn

[arachnoble]

I'm sure the nurse enjoys your requests.

[clockspinner]

[Yeah, he's not responding anymore, he's busy being reduced to miserable tears by his father.]