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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[clockspinner]

my point is that at least when we have a problem with someone we were raised to tell it to their face

[dou8letrou8le]

Is rising to her ji8e ironic in your definition?

[clockspinner]

im gonna treat that as an honest inquiry and not sarcasm

no
its a matter of family honor

[dou8letrou8le]

Do all Striders enjoy m8king enemies out of professors?

[clockspinner]

only when they try to make an enemy out of us
rule number one striders always have each others backs

[dou8letrou8le]

I dou8t she is trying to m8ke an enemy out of him.
You are 8eing sensitive.
Calm down.


Or do you want to 8low up like the professor did? [Insulting everyone, etc.]

[clockspinner]

if she was genuinely giving advice she wouldnt have made this public
shes openly mocking him is what shes doing

[oh, you must be the girl who Bro made cry.]

im plenty calm
at least 45 degrees from flipping off the handle

[dou8letrou8le]

I never said she was giving advice.
He is also wearing too much m8keup.
If it was someone else you would comment on that too.

[clockspinner]

what if he had a reason for it
newsflash hon i live in soho
i walk past people wearing more makeup than that just to get lunch

[dou8letrou8le]

That would 8e a 8etter point if I knew anything a8out Soho.
You are not helping him 8y attacking Professor Matteris.
Stop.

[clockspinner]

im not just defending him she insulted me too

fuck this shit im going to sleep

[dou8letrou8le]

She insults me!
That does not give reason to picking fights with her! [Sure it does. Little bit hypocritical here.]

[clockspinner]

wow show a little self respect
just cause shes related to you doesnt mean she gets to fuck you around
you think i dont stand up to bro when he goes berserk

[arachnoble]

You seem to have a problem with me but you aren't saying anything to my face.

[clockspinner]

i have a problem with the way youre criticizing my upbringing
no ones telling you how to raise your ki
oh wait you dont actually have any

[arachnoble]

And this still isn't to my face.

So much for your upbringing.

[clockspinner]

well gee
sorry im unable to come to your office right now
youre right i can totally walk off this fucking concussion and come in for some tea

this is closer to being to your face than you were talking about us

[arachnoble]

I'm sorry I talk to my niece. Truly. I wasn't aware I could have conversations with my family.

[clockspinner]

i wasnt aware it was okay to criticize your coworkers childrearing methods in front of your niece
whos also a student

[arachnoble]

You're the one who assumed I was talking about childrearing. But I wouldn't doubt the man would raise you to imitate him.

[clockspinner]

newsflash teach you said its a strider thing
that means you were talking about all of us

[arachnoble]

I'm aware of what I said. Commenting on how children try to emulate their parents does not automatically translate into an attack on parenting.

Unless someone is extremely defensive.

[clockspinner]

what the fuck do i have to be defensive about
bro is the best parent in the whole fucking world
and im proud as hell that i was the fastest little swimmer from his scrotes

[arachnoble]

Yes, that doesn't sound defensive at all.

[clockspinner]

youre jelly cause your lineage pales in comparison to the mighty loins i sprang from