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[arachnoble]

[She was trying to resist posting this, but she just saw Strider and she couldn't resist.

The post isn't filtered, either.]

Strider.

You know there are better ways to conceal bruises, don't you? Plus there are spells that will get rid of bruises entirely instead of covering them up.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Sure am.
I'm the croc and you're the stupid tourist who thought it was cool to go swimming.

[arachnoble]

A tiny little prepubescent crocodile?

[givesyouaboner]

No way.
A croc big enough to eat your heart out.

[arachnoble]

That implies I have a heart.

[givesyouaboner]

You obviously have an organ that functions as a blood pump.
Unless you're a ghost.

[arachnoble]

I had it replaced so when people call me heartless they're correct.

[givesyouaboner]

Oh wow.
Aren't you a troll.

[arachnoble]

Not quite.

[givesyouaboner]

Definitely at least two-thirds she-beast.

[arachnoble]

You're lowballing that number and you know it.

[givesyouaboner]

I'm being gracious.

[arachnoble]

How kind of you.

[givesyouaboner]

I'm a gentleman like that.

[arachnoble]

I can see that.