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[mo_cara]

DaMn, MoThErFuCkErS, i Am CoOl WiTh WhOeVeR bE dOwN wItH tHe ClOwN, bUt YoU cOuLd HaVe At LeAsT aSkEd Me To ShArE.

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

How did they think trains were invented, then?
Or photographs.

[mo_cara]

mAgIc!

[givesyouaboner]

They were muggle inventions first.
Therefore created by science.

[mo_cara]

MuGgLeS gOt MiRaClE mAgIc, ToO!
dOn'T lEt ThEm ScIeStIfFs WaSh OuT yOuR tHiNkPaN wItH lIeS!

[givesyouaboner]

They're not lies when they're backed by supportive evidence.

[mo_cara]

ThAt JuSt Be AnOtHeR mOtHeRfUcKiN wOrD fOr UnTrUtHs.
TwO mOtHeRfUcKiN wOrDs.

[clockspinner]

back off
not only is he not interested in your shitty cult and its equally shitty music and fashion disasters
but he hasnt even started school yet

[mo_cara]

MoThErFuCkEr TaLkEd To Me FiRsT, sTrIdEr.
WhAt Is YoUr MoThErFuCkIn PrObLeM?

[clockspinner]

my problem is hes my bro and i dont need you getting your freakyweird dumbfuck cooties all up ons

[mo_cara]

WeLl, GuEsS i'Ll Be TaLkInG tO hIm A lOt MoRe, ThEn.

[clockspinner]

the kids a super genius
he aint interested in whatever youre peddling

[mo_cara]

tHeN hE dOn'T nEeD yOu To TeLl HiM wHo To TaLk To.

[clockspinner]

no but youre kinda slow so i gotta tell you

[mo_cara]

So, DuDe, WaIt, YoU tHoUgHt GeTtInG aLl Up In My GrIlL aBoUt ThIs KiD wAs AcTuAlLy GoNnA dO a MoThErFuCkIn ThInG?
aIn'T jUsT tHe OnE oF uS pLaYiNg SnAiL, sTrIdEr.

[clockspinner]

just thought you deserved a heads up that youre beating at a hornets nest makara

[mo_cara]

AiN't GoT sTuNg YeT.

[givesyouaboner]

Wow, I never knew rationales were actually all lies.
Man, am I ignorant.

[mo_cara]

It'S cOoL, iT's LiKe OnE oF tHeMwHaTcHaMaCaLlItS.
pArAdIgMs.

[givesyouaboner]

Uh huh.
Whatever.

[mo_cara]

sO hOw CoMe YoUr BrO tHiNkS yOu CaN't HaNdLe ShIt?

[givesyouaboner]

I don't know.
But I can. I'm not a baby.

[mo_cara]

ThAt'S wHaT i BeEn ThInKiN.
cAuSe YoU dOn'T aCt LiKe No ItTy BiTtY wIgGlEr.
I gUeSs He AiN't ThInKiN sO, tHoUgH.

[givesyouaboner]

I'm mature for my age.
Dave is just a good bro and is always on the lookout.
But I really can handle myself just fine.

[mo_cara]

HoW hIgH uP dO yOu Go?

[givesyouaboner]

What?