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[mo_cara]

DaMn, MoThErFuCkErS, i Am CoOl WiTh WhOeVeR bE dOwN wItH tHe ClOwN, bUt YoU cOuLd HaVe At LeAsT aSkEd Me To ShArE.

Comments

[brothor]

Is down with the clown more slang I haven't figured out yet?

[doctorkishitani]

I assumed being down with the clown just meant that you liked clowns, but it could also be slang!
If that's the case, I haven't figured it out either.

[brothor]

Then it's safe to say I understood none of what he said.

[mo_cara]

I gUeSs ThAt DePeNdS oN iF yOu KnOw WhAt It MeAnS oR nOt.
;o)

[brothor]

I know what the words mean, I just don't understand what they mean together. What are you implying?

[mo_cara]

YoU kNoW.
iCp, MoThErFuCkEr!
ThE dArK mOtHeRfUcKiN cArNiVaL!

[brothor]

No! I've never heard of it before! Is it fun?

[mo_cara]

HeLl YeS!
aNd MoThErFuCkIn ScArY, tOo!
It'S lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN fUn FaIr AfTeR yOu DiE, aNd YoU go ThErE, aNd ThErE aRe RiDeS aNd ShIt AnD yOuR sOuL iS jUdGeD bAsEd On WhAt YoU dO aNd WhAt'S iN yOuR mOtHeFuCkIn HeArT!

[brothor]

That sounds terribly exciting! Like valhalla, only more clowns. Why are there clowns?

[mo_cara]

BeCaUsE iT's ThE cArNiVaL, bRo!
AnD tHe ClOwNs AlWaYs KnOw WhErE iT's At!

[brothor]

So, the clowns lead you to paradise?

[mo_cara]

NaH, nOt ReAlLy.
MoStLy ThEy'Re TrYiNg To StRaIgHt Up MoThErFuCkIn TrIcK yOu, SoRt Of.
LiKe ThIs MoThErFuCkEr Is OnE bAd DuDe:

[And then there'll be a pause as a drawing slowly starts to appear on the page as Gamzee sketches it in.]

[brothor]

That is a most excellent drawing!
Though, that sounds a little scary. Reminds me of Loki.

[mo_cara]

Is He A mOtHeRfUcKiN rInGmAsTeR?

[givesyouaboner]

"Down with the clown" ?
As in that stupid juggalo horror core and the lame carnival?




Are you serious.

[mo_cara]

tHaT sHiT bE tIgHt!
TeLl YoU eVeRyThInG yOu NeEd To KnOw AbOuT hOw To LiVe YoUr LiFe AnD bE oNe StAnD-uP mOtHeRfUcKeR!

[givesyouaboner]

I've never heard anything worthy of a life lesson.
Fucking magnets.

[mo_cara]

RIGHT???
HoW dO tHeY eVeN mOtHeRfUcKiN wOrK?

[givesyouaboner]

Uhhhhh.
They work because of the magnetic fields in the Earth's core.
You know, the Dynamo theory?

[mo_cara]

DyNaMo SoUnDs LiKe AnOtHeR wOrD fOr MiRaClEs To Me, BrO.
;o)

[givesyouaboner]

It sounds like a geophysics term.

[mo_cara]

SaMe ThInG!
mAgIc WhAt MaKeS tHe WoRlD wOrK!

[givesyouaboner]

Science is how the world works.
Everyone knows that.

[mo_cara]

nOt ThE wIzArDs. ;o)

[givesyouaboner]

How did they think trains were invented, then?
Or photographs.