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[mo_cara]

DaMn, MoThErFuCkErS, i Am CoOl WiTh WhOeVeR bE dOwN wItH tHe ClOwN, bUt YoU cOuLd HaVe At LeAsT aSkEd Me To ShArE.

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[mo_cara]

HeLl YeS!
aNd MoThErFuCkIn ScArY, tOo!
It'S lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN fUn FaIr AfTeR yOu DiE, aNd YoU go ThErE, aNd ThErE aRe RiDeS aNd ShIt AnD yOuR sOuL iS jUdGeD bAsEd On WhAt YoU dO aNd WhAt'S iN yOuR mOtHeFuCkIn HeArT!

[brothor]

That sounds terribly exciting! Like valhalla, only more clowns. Why are there clowns?

[mo_cara]

BeCaUsE iT's ThE cArNiVaL, bRo!
AnD tHe ClOwNs AlWaYs KnOw WhErE iT's At!

[brothor]

So, the clowns lead you to paradise?

[mo_cara]

NaH, nOt ReAlLy.
MoStLy ThEy'Re TrYiNg To StRaIgHt Up MoThErFuCkIn TrIcK yOu, SoRt Of.
LiKe ThIs MoThErFuCkEr Is OnE bAd DuDe:

[And then there'll be a pause as a drawing slowly starts to appear on the page as Gamzee sketches it in.]

[brothor]

That is a most excellent drawing!
Though, that sounds a little scary. Reminds me of Loki.

[mo_cara]

Is He A mOtHeRfUcKiN rInGmAsTeR?

[brothor]

No! He is a trickster.

[mo_cara]

yEaH, tHaT's CoOl.
LiKe TrIcKs CaN bE gOoD aS lOnG aS tHeY bE tEaChInG yOu ShIt.

[brothor]

Loki teaches me many things! He is wise beyond his years.

[mo_cara]

wHoA.
cAn He SeE tHrOuGh TiMe AnD sHiT???

[brothor]

I do not believe so, no. But he is terribly clever.

[mo_cara]

Oh, ThAt'S pReTtY cOoL tHeN.
i SaW tHrOuGh TiMe OnCe, BuT kArKaT sAiD iT wAs BeCaUsE i WaS hIgH.

[brothor]

High? [He is tilting his head at the book.] Is that the word for when you are under the influence of drugs?

[mo_cara]

uNdEr AnD oVeR aNd ThRoUgH!

[brothor]

Are they not bad for you?

[mo_cara]

YeAh, I gUeSs I gOt SoMe HolEs In My PaN.
bUt ThErE aIn'T muCh To LoSe In ThErE aNyWaY!

[brothor]

Ridiculous! I think you are terribly clever!

[mo_cara]

YoU'rE pReTtY mUcH tHe OnLy MoThErFuCkEr WhAt ThInKs So.
BuT tHaNkS.
:o)

[brothor]

You never know. Perhaps people need to open their minds.

You are welcome!