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[chousenplayer]

I never realised how many of you used make up. It's kinda amusing.

Speaking of appearances though, is anyone good with hair? I'm going to need a trim before summer so Ma doesn't flip and drag me to one of her salons. That's a hell on Earth I never want to go back to. So cutting it myself isn't an option.

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[clockspinner]

first

[chousenplayer]

Congrats.
Where would you like your medal and bouquet sent to? And who should we make the heartfelt speech out to?

[clockspinner]

pimpdaddy d-stride
c/o your mom

a/s/l

[chousenplayer]

Rightio you should get that in 2 to 3 weeks then, not counting for devouring by mailmen. If that does happen, parcel will not be re-sent.
You're the mother of Sean Pimpdaddy Connery then?

32/All of them/what does it look like?

[clockspinner]

sure am
i take it youve heard of my little angel

wait you were jades partner right

[chousenplayer]

He's making a name for himself.

Yeah. Gibson's musical mums.

[clockspinner]

really
i thought ten names would be enough for him
everything i know is a lie

sweet jade mentioned you a little

[chousenplayer]

The best names are the ones you pick.
But everything is still a lie.

Oh? Why?