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I never realised how many of you used make up. It's kinda amusing.

Speaking of appearances though, is anyone good with hair? I'm going to need a trim before summer so Ma doesn't flip and drag me to one of her salons. That's a hell on Earth I never want to go back to. So cutting it myself isn't an option.

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Congrats.
Where would you like your medal and bouquet sent to? And who should we make the heartfelt speech out to?

pimpdaddy d-stride
c/o your mom

a/s/l

Rightio you should get that in 2 to 3 weeks then, not counting for devouring by mailmen. If that does happen, parcel will not be re-sent.
You're the mother of Sean Pimpdaddy Connery then?

32/All of them/what does it look like?

Edited 2012-05-29 13:52 (UTC)

sure am
i take it youve heard of my little angel

wait you were jades partner right

He's making a name for himself.

Yeah. Gibson's musical mums.

really
i thought ten names would be enough for him
everything i know is a lie

sweet jade mentioned you a little

The best names are the ones you pick.
But everything is still a lie.

Oh? Why?

Girls are prettier without make up on.

Though I can't exactly figure out how it's meant to work. [He's tried]

I don't care either way. But it's kind of sad that they feel like they need it I guess.

I've got no clue. Don't even ask.

Oh. [Bummer.]
I heard that one of the male professors was trying, but failed to succeed. I didn't think make up was so complicated.

Are you kiding me? Everything is tiny and fiddly from what I've learnt from Ma. So many chances to stab yourself in the eye or smudge just the tiniest bit of lipstick and you've wrecked it.