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[grandhighwizard]

was there a memo i was unaware of?
SOME NEW EDICT OR EDUCATIONAL METHOD?
is it now standard policy to air all our personal grievances and business in front of the students?
TELL ME IF I'M BEING REMISS IN MY DUTIES,
i'd hate to think i wasn't being cooperative.
OH, AND THANK YOU FOR THE MOST ENTERTAINING EVENING I'VE HAD IN SOME TIME.
bravo.



OOC translation:
Was there a memo I was unaware of? Some new edict or educational method? Is it now standard policy to air all out personal grievances and business in front of the students? Tell me if I'm being remiss in my duties, I'd hate to think I wasn't being cooperative. Oh, and thank you for the most entertaining evening I've had in some time. Bravo.

Comments

[wwistful]

You know damn well it isn't, Rhydderch.

[grandhighwizard]

ARE YOU SURE?
i can't imagine why you, of all people, would be so careless, donoghue.
IT WAS A NEW SIDE OF YOU.

[wwistful]

It won't happen again.

[grandhighwizard]

but it was so
LOVELY.

[wwistful]

I fail to see why.

[grandhighwizard]

OF COURSE YOU DO.
ever ignorant of your own naive charm.

[wwistful]

I am neither ignorant or naive.

[grandhighwizard]

oh, so you
DO IT DELIBERATELY?

[wwistful]

I don't know what 'it' is.

[grandhighwizard]

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T IGNORANT.

[wwistful]

I'm not.

[grandhighwizard]

would a dictionary be helpful at this point in the discussion?

[wwistful]

It's not my fault you're being so damn vague.

[grandhighwizard]

very well,
I'LL EXPLAIN.
i said you were ignorant of your naive charm,
YOU CLAIMED TO BE NEITHER OF THESE THINGS,
then proceeded to say you didn't know what that naive charm was.
FAIRLY STRAIGHTFORWARD,
i should think.

[wwistful]

Right. I don't know what it is because it doesn't exist. That much is obvious.

[grandhighwizard]

YOU CALL YOURSELF A WIZARD
and yet are unfamiliar with things that aren't real?
FOR SHAME.

[wwistful]

Magic is real and accounted for. Perhaps there is some fantastical version of myself who is both charming and naive, but presently I am not.

[grandhighwizard]

NOT MAGIC.
there's that concrete mind of yours again!

[wwistful]

If my having a concrete mind is an annoyance to you, then I'll be sure to stay as stubborn as ever.

[grandhighwizard]

PLEASE DO.
i do enjoy it when my tastes and emotions dictate your actions.

[wwistful]

You are an over grown child.

[itsintheblood]

If there was, I think I'll ignore that memo.

[grandhighwizard]

DECORUM?
why, my dear, whatever will the headmaster think?

[itsintheblood]

That he'll have one less complaint from a mob of parents.

[grandhighwizard]

ah, sometimes i believe
HE THRIVES ON THOSE.
look at his hiring policies, after all.

[itsintheblood]

There have been a few questionable hires.

[animalmagnetism]

{>This is why the staff needs those exercises too!<}

[grandhighwizard]

i see your point, banks, but
I'M NOT SURE EVEN THE PURGING EFFECTS OF A TRUTH POTION INDUCED CONFESSION
would control your tongue when it comes to mentioning your sexual explorations in front of students at a later time.

[animalmagnetism]

{>You're a bit late!<}
{>I've already been chastised thoroughly and know not to be quite so open again.<}

[Or, well, he knows to private from now on because he still doesn't understand how TMI is a bad thing.]

[grandhighwizard]

oh, i'm not chastising you.
YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE.

[animalmagnetism]

{>You're still a bit late then.<}
{>I guess you'll have to find new amusements.<}

[grandhighwizard]

my boy, you underestimate
MY ATTENTION SPAN.
with age comes patience.