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[spangledplan]

I have a request.

The next time someone decides to leap at me wielding a pillow? Some warning would be nice.

Telling Madame Pomfrey I got a black eye in a pillow fight is kind of awkward. I don't really see how it's helping to "toughen me up".

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[selfhatred]

I'D SETTLE FOR A DORM TRANSFER.
IF I HAVE TO SPEND ONE MORE NIGHT SLEEPING NEXT TO ODINSON I DON'T THINK MADAM POMFREY IS GOING TO HAVE ANY BONE REGROWTH POTION LEFT BY THE END OF TERM.

[cantstarvethisfire]

A pillow can hit someone that hard?

[brothor]

It could be worse! It could be a rock fight!

[spangledplan]

Well it wasn't just the pillow hitting me. Thor can get a bit overeager with things.

[By overeager he means scarily violent.]

[spangledplan]

I could switch beds with you, you know.

And I don't think it's possible to run out of potions...

[spangledplan]

[Awkard pause.]

Would you really wake me up by hitting me with rocks?

[cantstarvethisfire]

You should work on evading things, try tucking in to a ball and rolling under the bed.

[spangledplan]

Do you really think that would work, ma'am?

[selfhatred]

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN DO THAT.
WE'VE KIND OF BEEN IN THE SAME CIRCLE SINCE FIRST YEAR.
IT'S POSSIBLE TO RUN OUT OF INGREDIENTS FOR THE POTION.

[brothor]

[Inkblots.]

What's for dinner?

[spangledplan]

You would.

How am I supposed to know? Isn't it always the same selection anyways?

[spangledplan]

I don't think we'll get cursed if we switch beds for a few nights.

But then you can get more or grow more, can't you? It's not like they'll be gone forever.

[brothor]

I might! It might be fun!

I don't know, I was trying to distract you. I don't think it worked.

[selfhatred]

I DON'T THINK THAT'S A THING.
IT SHOULDN'T BE ANYWAY BUT WHO KNOWS WITH THE BRITISH?
MY BED HAS APPLE JUICE STAINS ON IT STILL

[that last part is furiously struck out]

WELL YEAH, BUT SOME OF THEM HAVE TO BE HARVESTED OVER TIME I THINK.

[spangledplan]

How would that be fun? Would you want to get beaten with rocks every morning?

[Pause.]

On second thought, don't answer that.

[brothor]

What am I meant to say if I don't answer the question?

[spangledplan]

I don't think a school would curse it's students though.

Well, I'd hope they wouldn't.

Wouldn't it make sense for them to have a constant rotation of crops, then? So there's a constant supply of ingredients?

[spangledplan]

Nothing?

Unless you really want to talk about being beaten with rocks.

[brothor]

No, not really.

Have you done your history homework, Steve? Do you know the answers, Steve?

[spangledplan]

Good.

And of course. It's not like the homework was exceptionally hard.

[thesmallesttrickster]

...it was Thor wasn't it?

[spangledplan]

Hit the nail on the head.

[thesmallesttrickster]

I apologize on behalf of my brother.
I am Loki, by the way.

[spangledplan]

I'd say I've gotten used to it but I don't know if that's actually possible.

I've heard a lot about you. You start next year, right?

[thesmallesttrickster]

That is the general consensus about Thor.

Yes, I am.