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[spangledplan]

I have a request.

The next time someone decides to leap at me wielding a pillow? Some warning would be nice.

Telling Madame Pomfrey I got a black eye in a pillow fight is kind of awkward. I don't really see how it's helping to "toughen me up".

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[selfhatred]

I'D SETTLE FOR A DORM TRANSFER.
IF I HAVE TO SPEND ONE MORE NIGHT SLEEPING NEXT TO ODINSON I DON'T THINK MADAM POMFREY IS GOING TO HAVE ANY BONE REGROWTH POTION LEFT BY THE END OF TERM.

[spangledplan]

I could switch beds with you, you know.

And I don't think it's possible to run out of potions...

[selfhatred]

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN DO THAT.
WE'VE KIND OF BEEN IN THE SAME CIRCLE SINCE FIRST YEAR.
IT'S POSSIBLE TO RUN OUT OF INGREDIENTS FOR THE POTION.

[spangledplan]

I don't think we'll get cursed if we switch beds for a few nights.

But then you can get more or grow more, can't you? It's not like they'll be gone forever.

[selfhatred]

I DON'T THINK THAT'S A THING.
IT SHOULDN'T BE ANYWAY BUT WHO KNOWS WITH THE BRITISH?
MY BED HAS APPLE JUICE STAINS ON IT STILL

[that last part is furiously struck out]

WELL YEAH, BUT SOME OF THEM HAVE TO BE HARVESTED OVER TIME I THINK.

[spangledplan]

I don't think a school would curse it's students though.

Well, I'd hope they wouldn't.

Wouldn't it make sense for them to have a constant rotation of crops, then? So there's a constant supply of ingredients?

[selfhatred]

WE'VE BEEN HERE THREE YEARS.
JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T YET DOESN'T MEAN THEY WOULD.
I GUESS. MAYBE THEY IMPORT OR SOMETHING.

[spangledplan]

Wouldn't they be concerned with the repercussions of harming students and try to keep them as whole as possible?

So it would be very hard to run out of the potion.

[selfhatred]

WHY ARE WE THINKING TOO HARD ABOUT THIS?
ISN'T THERE A RULE ON THE INTERNET THAT SAYS ANY EXCUSE IS 'MAGIC, DUH'?

[spangledplan]

You think too hard about everything! It's in our natures.

I guess so. I wouldn't know.