First Story

[tellsthestories]

If I'm late pointing this out, it's only because I was so shocked.

Some of you, and I'm sure you know who, should be ashamed of yourselves.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Now, can anyone recommend some good books to me?

Comments

[tellsthestories]

It never hurts to try.

Well, then... I like adventure, and muggle fantasy... Romance is good, too.

[selfhatred]

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
HISTORY, CONTEMPORARY, CATEGORY, REGENCY, FUTURISTIC, FANTASY, PARANORMAL, TIME TRAVEL, GOTHIC, SUSPENSE?
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH HERE.

[tellsthestories]

I did! Adventure. Swashbuckling stories are my favorite. Historical in general is good, though! I enjoy things set in the Victorian Era especially. And muggle fantasy...

[selfhatred]

...I'M TALKING ABOUT ROMANCE GENRES, IDIOT.

[tellsthestories]

...Oh.

Don't call me an idiot, Karkat Vantas! That's no way to talk to anyone.











Fantasy or historical romance, then.

[selfhatred]

FUCK YOU.
MIDNIGHT'S ALWAYS A GOOD BOOK IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MIND NUMBING. IT'S ABOUT A ROMANCE BETWEEN A MUGGLE HUMAN NAMED BELLA AND A VAMPIRE NAMED EDWARD. THE VAMPIRES ARE DIFFERENT AND I DON'T RECOMMEND READING ANYTHING PAST NEW DAWN, BUT IT'S GOOD.
SWITCHED IS ABOUT A GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S NORMAL BUT IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING CHANGELING. I'M PRETTY SURE WE LEARNED ABOUT THOSE BASTARDS IN DEFENSE.
MUTINY IS ABOUT A GUY NAMED FRANKLIN WHO HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN FIGHTING HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS SUPERNATURAL POWERS AND JOINING A DEMON NAMED CHARON OR DYING.

[tellsthestories]

Hmmm, those sound interesting... Switched sounds particularly promising.

[selfhatred]

I FIGURED YOU'D GET A KICK OUT OF THAT ONE. THE LEAD GIRL'S NAME IS WENDY.

[tellsthestories]

Oh, lovely!