tellsthestories: (tisk tisk)
Wendy Moira Angela Darling ([personal profile] tellsthestories) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-01-18 03:30 pm

First Story

If I'm late pointing this out, it's only because I was so shocked.

Some of you, and I'm sure you know who, should be ashamed of yourselves.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Now, can anyone recommend some good books to me?

fuckilovebooks: (How does I friends?)

DID SOMEONE SAY BOOKS

[personal profile] fuckilovebooks 2012-01-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of books are you interested in?
fuckilovebooks: (Oh my gosh excite!)

[personal profile] fuckilovebooks 2012-01-18 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have so many recommendations! There aren't a lot of muggle books in the Hogwarts library, but I do have a bunch I brought from home. Would you like to look at them?
selfhatred: (your point?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-19 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
LIKE ANYBODY'S GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN.
WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE?
selfhatred: (yeah so?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
THE FUCKING TEACHERS SPOKE UP, YOU THINK ANYONE LISTENED TO THEM?
GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT.
selfhatred: (err)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-19 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
HISTORY, CONTEMPORARY, CATEGORY, REGENCY, FUTURISTIC, FANTASY, PARANORMAL, TIME TRAVEL, GOTHIC, SUSPENSE?
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH HERE.
selfhatred: (sick of dealing with idiots)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-19 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
...I'M TALKING ABOUT ROMANCE GENRES, IDIOT.
selfhatred: (uh huh)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-19 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
FUCK YOU.
MIDNIGHT'S ALWAYS A GOOD BOOK IF YOU WANT SOMETHING MIND NUMBING. IT'S ABOUT A ROMANCE BETWEEN A MUGGLE HUMAN NAMED BELLA AND A VAMPIRE NAMED EDWARD. THE VAMPIRES ARE DIFFERENT AND I DON'T RECOMMEND READING ANYTHING PAST NEW DAWN, BUT IT'S GOOD.
SWITCHED IS ABOUT A GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S NORMAL BUT IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING CHANGELING. I'M PRETTY SURE WE LEARNED ABOUT THOSE BASTARDS IN DEFENSE.
MUTINY IS ABOUT A GUY NAMED FRANKLIN WHO HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN FIGHTING HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS SUPERNATURAL POWERS AND JOINING A DEMON NAMED CHARON OR DYING.
selfhatred: (might as well fry my think pan)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-01-19 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I FIGURED YOU'D GET A KICK OUT OF THAT ONE. THE LEAD GIRL'S NAME IS WENDY.
wandsr4wimps: (y u no)

[personal profile] wandsr4wimps 2012-01-19 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeahhhh... seeing talk like that makes me feel a little cruddy about being Pureblood sometimes. I don't wanna look like a jerk in front of the other bloodtypes because some of us have a serious case of butt-mouth!

I don't know if I can really help you on the book thing, though, sorry.
wandsr4wimps: (puberty is hard)

[personal profile] wandsr4wimps 2012-01-19 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, Wendy, I'm not the poor thing! I feel way worse for you Muggleborns who keep having to hear stupid 100% untrue bunk gunk that they're lesser. But... thanks for knowing that I've got your back and not all of us believe that stink.

Wish I could help more, but Jake didn't get around to teaching me to read until I was like eight, so I'm not exactly the Lord of Books!
wandsr4wimps: (WIDE-EYED AND WONDERIN'!)

[personal profile] wandsr4wimps 2012-01-19 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe one day we can convince enough people to stop being such jerkwads and things'll get way better. THE FUTURE IS OURS!!

Wait, actually... I might've been nine. But, uh, I guess I have the opportunity to experience a lot of books now, what with the library, but um... idon'ttoomuch.
wandsr4wimps: (heroing ain't easy)

[personal profile] wandsr4wimps 2012-01-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And even if it'd all get better without my help, I'm still gonna punch those attitudes right in the nose!

Well, people keep telling me that books contain amazing adventures, and I'm totally on board with that super greatness, but then they hand me a 5 pound chunk of dusty old pages that kinda smell like old cats.
wandsr4wimps: (I DID A GOOD JOB!)

[personal profile] wandsr4wimps 2012-01-19 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
But Trouble is my middle name! It's what the T stands for.

I kinda prefer the instant kind of adventure, but I'll hear you out. What's the best world you've been to?

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