First Story

[tellsthestories]

If I'm late pointing this out, it's only because I was so shocked.

Some of you, and I'm sure you know who, should be ashamed of yourselves.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Now, can anyone recommend some good books to me?

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[wandsr4wimps]

Yeah! And even if it'd all get better without my help, I'm still gonna punch those attitudes right in the nose!

Well, people keep telling me that books contain amazing adventures, and I'm totally on board with that super greatness, but then they hand me a 5 pound chunk of dusty old pages that kinda smell like old cats.

[tellsthestories]

Just stay out of trouble!

Oh, Finn, it's so much more than dusty old pages! And the smell of books is lovely. Reading a good story is like going to another world!

[wandsr4wimps]

But Trouble is my middle name! It's what the T stands for.

I kinda prefer the instant kind of adventure, but I'll hear you out. What's the best world you've been to?

[tellsthestories]

Somehow, I doubt that.

Oooh... I think the best would be a world of pirates and hidden treasure, of adventure and bravery!

[wandsr4wimps]

But Trouble's wayyyy better than Theodore...

OH YEAH, THAT IS DEFINITELY THE BEST! What about villains? You're only hero-ing at like 75% if you don't have some big villain or monster to rumble with!

[tellsthestories]

Theodore is a perfectly sweet name!

Oh, of course villains! True scoundrels of pirates!