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[notapigeon]

I'm so glad we're going home soon. There isn't anything I want from this place right now.

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[notapigeon]

How do I know this isn't a joke?

I can't keep a bagel forever, Tony.

[arrogantalloy]

How do you know it is?

Clearly, you have never had a New York bagel before.

[notapigeon]

I don't. And that's the problem.

I've never left England before either, mate.

[arrogantalloy]

No, yeah. You want them. You can have them.It'll help me fell like I'm doing something good by not just leaving them for some dinosauricly old looking guy to deal with.

In that case, I'll bring you back a few bagels. And a hat. Maybe a scale model of Ohio, don't know if that exsists though.

[notapigeon]

I'll make extra sure to keep them safe. And you can have visiting hours with them if you want.

What's an Ohio?

[arrogantalloy]

You know I love how you're always thinking of me at times like this. I'm really touched.

Ohio is one of my lands 50 states. Haven't been there myself.

[notapigeon]

I try to keep everyone in mind once in a while.

Why would you think I'd want a fancy model of it?

[arrogantalloy]

True sign of a friend right there. Really.

Wouldn't have a clue. Sounds almost something that could be fun to have... If you're kinda boring really.

[notapigeon]

Well, you know they'd probably miss you.

Maybe. Depends on how big it is.

[arrogantalloy]

Well really, when you get down to it, who wouldn't miss all this.

Well it's a state, so pretty big. I think I'll get you something better. Like a New York taxi, I'm sure I can bring one back. Or a pigeon, there's lots of pigeons there.