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[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim hasn't even gotten a chance to write in his shiny new journal yet (Or rather, old journal that he's forgotten about until now, whoops). He just set it down on the bed, plunked himself down on his stomach, and has at it.]

[But nothing happens.]

[Clearly he just needs more ink - noooo, that doesn't work either. Now there is just a big purple splotch on the page.]

[Okay Maxim, time to be clever about this. Time to use your head.]

[A few minutes later, there is a photo of a very shirtless boy with purple hair, pouting pathetically at the viewer. His journal is broken and he wants attention, take pity on him, please.]

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[thisperfectsaucer]

[You know very well that he's not a prude

But this is a public journal post

And some people reading the journals are eleven

And don't need to see your skinny naked chest

OR YOU DANCING NAKED

DON'T YOU DARE]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yes, because all the little children are going to be traumatized by his bare chest.]

[Something everyone sees when they go swimming in the lake.]

[Really.]

[ G O S H ]

[Stop fussing and chill.]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[YES WELL

Shut up

He will fuss over you all he wants, it is quite literally his job

He will eventually get paid to do it]

[moveslikejaeger]

[And Maxim will get paid to be half naked and cause trouble. It all evens out in the end.]