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[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim hasn't even gotten a chance to write in his shiny new journal yet (Or rather, old journal that he's forgotten about until now, whoops). He just set it down on the bed, plunked himself down on his stomach, and has at it.]

[But nothing happens.]

[Clearly he just needs more ink - noooo, that doesn't work either. Now there is just a big purple splotch on the page.]

[Okay Maxim, time to be clever about this. Time to use your head.]

[A few minutes later, there is a photo of a very shirtless boy with purple hair, pouting pathetically at the viewer. His journal is broken and he wants attention, take pity on him, please.]

Comments

[thisperfectsaucer]

[N O

There's a huge black splotch

And another

Van will keep trying to write NO until it works]

[moveslikejaeger]

[EYEROLLING]

[Come on, Van, it's not like you've never seen it before, g o s h]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO COMPREHEND HOW A SHIRT WORKS

I mean

It's summer

But good lord, Maxim, have some cl--

Wait. A Jaeger wouldn't understand the meaning of class. Sob.

He's just. Going to glare at you.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[CLOTHES ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HIM.]

[And so is class. He doesn't need class, he's too fabulous for that.]

[Snicker. Chinhands. Wink.]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[No

Don't make him walk two blocks to your house and dump a hot cup of coffee over your head

He'll do it

He won't be sorry]

[quasistellar]

[This look. Accompanied by the photo changing to one of her giving the same look and holding up a sign saying 'PUT ON A SHIRT, MR. JEAGER, OR ELSE IT'S 10 POINTS FROM YOUR HOUSE THE MOMENT FALL TERM BEGINS.']

[moveslikejaeger]

[ What.]

[ No.]

[ She can't do that, can she?]

[quasistellar]

[Her expression changes, as does the sign: 'Yes. I can do that. Now put on a shirt. This is highly unbecoming behaviour.']

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[moveslikejaeger]

Voice post 2/2

[moveslikejaeger]

[Rhianna's Rude Boy plays, but the accompanying picture is of Maxim in a tight pink shirt]

[Better?]

we interrupt this program to bring you...

[polariity]

[Oh hey it's that lisping douchebag! And what's this, he's holding up a sign of his own while lounging in what looks like a packrat's heavenly paradise?]

['TEN POINTS FOR THE GOOD SONG CHOICE']

[mo_cara]

[Purple ink blot!]

[moveslikejaeger]

[A wink and kisses blown!]

[mo_cara]

[Oh, wait, here, hang on ... ah! There, a grinning kid in clown make-up who waves enthusiastically.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Hooray!]

[Hey, hey Gamzee. Do you want to see his panties? Do you?]

[Because he's sloooooooowly inching his way down there]

[PSYCHE, totes jumping to his socks. They are red thigh-highs, and they totally rock]

[bev_rage]

[What even is happening here.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Camwhoring.]

[It's fun]

[Roxy should try it]

[bev_rage]

[It does seem fun and it's a perfect excuse with the journals broken...

Is she even doing this right?]

[moveslikejaeger]

]Whistles!]

[Whew, what a cutie pie!]

[She gets a big grin and two thumbs up]

[He is the worst influence]

[plushaeusrumpified]

wh

[Sploosh of red ink. God damn journal glitches.

But DNW SHIRTLESS PURPLEY BOY. Groce.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[E Y E R O L L I N G]

[Gosh, you adults act like he's doing a strip tease or something, sheesh]

[brothor]

[Thor is going to write to Maxim asking about where his shirt is (He must have forgotten it! How embarrassing!), but his pen isn't working. He manages to shake ink all over the page before he switches to the viewer.

He tugs at his own shirt and raises an eyebrow curiously.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[HUFF NOT ANOTHER ONE GIVING HIM GRIEF ABOUT HIS SHIRT - oh wait, Thor's not giving him a scolding look, just a questioning one. Okay, that's cool, he can deal with that.]

[Shrugging, he waves his hand in front of his face to indicate that it's hot (although that is a complete lie, he just likes being nekkid)]

[brothor]

[Thor squints for a moment before the realisation hits him. Wait, that's actually a good idea! Fuck the system, he's taking his shirt off too.

Yes. Much better. He nods and grins.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yes, good. Thumbs up, bro. Shirtless is always better]