(no subject)

[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim hasn't even gotten a chance to write in his shiny new journal yet (Or rather, old journal that he's forgotten about until now, whoops). He just set it down on the bed, plunked himself down on his stomach, and has at it.]

[But nothing happens.]

[Clearly he just needs more ink - noooo, that doesn't work either. Now there is just a big purple splotch on the page.]

[Okay Maxim, time to be clever about this. Time to use your head.]

[A few minutes later, there is a photo of a very shirtless boy with purple hair, pouting pathetically at the viewer. His journal is broken and he wants attention, take pity on him, please.]

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

[EYEROLLING]

[Come on, Van, it's not like you've never seen it before, g o s h]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO COMPREHEND HOW A SHIRT WORKS

I mean

It's summer

But good lord, Maxim, have some cl--

Wait. A Jaeger wouldn't understand the meaning of class. Sob.

He's just. Going to glare at you.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[CLOTHES ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HIM.]

[And so is class. He doesn't need class, he's too fabulous for that.]

[Snicker. Chinhands. Wink.]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[No

Don't make him walk two blocks to your house and dump a hot cup of coffee over your head

He'll do it

He won't be sorry]

[moveslikejaeger]

[He wouldn't. There is no way he'd waste that precious, precious coffee.]

[FOREVER LOLLING INTO THE NIIIIIIIIGHT]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[no stop it's not funny

you're not funny

you wouldn't know appropriate humor if it danced naked in front of you whilst reciting the entire works of william shakespeare backwards in latin]

[moveslikejaeger]

[It is the funniest.]

[Van, why are you such a prude?]

[It's not like he's dancing naked.]

[But he could.]

[If you wanted.]

[He has nothing to be ashamed of.]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[You know very well that he's not a prude

But this is a public journal post

And some people reading the journals are eleven

And don't need to see your skinny naked chest

OR YOU DANCING NAKED

DON'T YOU DARE]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yes, because all the little children are going to be traumatized by his bare chest.]

[Something everyone sees when they go swimming in the lake.]

[Really.]

[ G O S H ]

[Stop fussing and chill.]

[thisperfectsaucer]

[YES WELL

Shut up

He will fuss over you all he wants, it is quite literally his job

He will eventually get paid to do it]

[moveslikejaeger]

[And Maxim will get paid to be half naked and cause trouble. It all evens out in the end.]