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[moveslikejaeger]

[Maxim hasn't even gotten a chance to write in his shiny new journal yet (Or rather, old journal that he's forgotten about until now, whoops). He just set it down on the bed, plunked himself down on his stomach, and has at it.]

[But nothing happens.]

[Clearly he just needs more ink - noooo, that doesn't work either. Now there is just a big purple splotch on the page.]

[Okay Maxim, time to be clever about this. Time to use your head.]

[A few minutes later, there is a photo of a very shirtless boy with purple hair, pouting pathetically at the viewer. His journal is broken and he wants attention, take pity on him, please.]

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

Yez! Vould be de best part, don'chu tink?

Vell, az long az Hy do not haff to be Jabba's pet. Dot part, Hy tink vould be not so nize.

[polariity]

Huh... Well, you'd have to make thure that it doethn't chafe a bit. Maybe, I gueth.

No one in their right mind would want to be hith pet. You thaw that tongue.

[moveslikejaeger]

Haha, de hardest part fur me vould be fillink out de bikini, yah? But dot's vhy dey make fakes vuns!

Eyuck! Dough, Hy'm sure zumvun out dere doez... iz zumvun fur efferyvun, right?

[polariity]

Jutht a little bit of handmade thtuff, if you're good at it.

You really don't want to know about that thort of thing. Trutht me. I've been all around, and I don't want to know about that thort of thing, but I do, tho I'm giving you that bit of withdom: you don't want to know.

[moveslikejaeger]

Ho, Hy em VERRA good at it. [The wicked grin on his face is nigh audible, he is that good]

Heh, hyu say dot like Hy don't already know. [The Jaegers are not well known for anything remotely resembling discretion, subtlety, or making good life choices. He's pretty sure a few of his cousins might be part ogre.]

[polariity]

Good to know?

Well, whatever you know, don't thare with me. One, don't need to know, and two, I am not getting fired becauthe you have too much information on your hands. [He already got detention once, okay.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[snicker] Yah schure, hyu betcha! Hy keep de family secrets vere dey belonk!