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[Maxim hasn't even gotten a chance to write in his shiny new journal yet (Or rather, old journal that he's forgotten about until now, whoops). He just set it down on the bed, plunked himself down on his stomach, and has at it.]

[But nothing happens.]

[Clearly he just needs more ink - noooo, that doesn't work either. Now there is just a big purple splotch on the page.]

[Okay Maxim, time to be clever about this. Time to use your head.]

[A few minutes later, there is a photo of a very shirtless boy with purple hair, pouting pathetically at the viewer. His journal is broken and he wants attention, take pity on him, please.]

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[What even is happening here.]

[Camwhoring.]

[It's fun]

[Roxy should try it]

[It does seem fun and it's a perfect excuse with the journals broken...

Is she even doing this right?]

]Whistles!]

[Whew, what a cutie pie!]

[She gets a big grin and two thumbs up]

[~~He is the worst influence~~]

[Oh no, positive reinforcement and attention!

~~Watch out, Maxim, her age is on the clock.~~]

[Pft, there's only four years between them. There's like... ten years between his parents. N B D ]

[Besides, he's just having fun. No harm in that, right?]

[Not like he's showing off his knickers ~~here, anyway~~]

[More smiles, and a sly wink!]

[At least wait until she's been sorted, gosh.

And there she goes, blushing and grinning. HEY, SHE JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY...]

[Yeah, okay, he can do that. ~~Need to know which dorm to sneak into, after all~~]

[D'aawwwww, would you just look at that~ Isn't she just cutest little babby? If there was sound, he would be cooing at her. But there isn't, so she just gets silly duck lips and fluttering eyelids]

[She is a cutie patootie Ravenclaw-to-be...and that face is making her crack up and keel sideways into a smuppet pile.]

[Snickersnickersnort]

[Well then, what if he just...]

[Crosses his eyes, strikes a pose, then duck lips.]

[No stop! She's going to learn terrible things and then teach them to Dirk.]

[ Y e s g o o d ]

[Ducklips everywhere. He is the camwhore, it is him. Go my child, and spread the glory of the ducklips]

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