1st Cup of Coffee

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[Van hasn't been using his journal all summer; he's been busy with the shop and keeping the Jaegers in line. Apparently he hasn't been doing as well as he'd hoped, because there's Maxim, half-naked in a journal entry even the little firsties can see. Good thing the Von Mekkhans are masters of PR.]

I would like to publically apolo

[INK SPLOTCH]

I'm sorry that Maxim Jaeger is a ter

[I N K S P L O T C H 

Okay

This isn't working

Maybe face-palming into the void will restore the karmic balance]