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[rule_britannia]

I can't take this anymore. I can't.

First it's raining, then it's blazing sunshine, then it's raining again. It's like the weather's gone on a bloody bender.

At least I haven't been bitten to hell. The insects just love William and Phineas at the moment. It's keeping them distracted while I do some last-minute packing.

Heh heh.

Comments

[mo_cara]

AnD wE dIdN't UsEd To Be CrAp At RuGbY!

[rule_britannia]

Hah!

You're a bloody hoot, do you know that?

[mo_cara]

nAh, BrO, i'M a HoNk.
HONK!
SeE?

[rule_britannia]

Ah, of course.

How foolish of me.

I do apologise.

[mo_cara]

It'S cOoL, nO wOrRiEs.
I aIn'T gOt NoThInG aGaInSt ThEm WiSe, BiG pEePeReD mOtHeRfUcKeRs!

[rule_britannia]

[What appears next looks like something that's attempting to be a word, but it's far too wobbly to be made out - Arthur's shaking too much with suppressed laughter to write properly. After a moment, he strikes a line through it and starts writing legibly again]

Sorry. Bloody hell. I can't laugh too loud or Will and Phin will hear.

[mo_cara]

AiN't YoU aLlOwEd To GeT yOuR mIrTh On, BrO?

[rule_britannia]

Not in the middle of the night, I'm not.

You know what they're like with me.

[mo_cara]

NiGhT tImE cAn Be ThE bEsT tImE fOr LaUgHiNg!
It Is ThE mIrAcLe MeDiCiNe, Yo.

[rule_britannia]

Not worth it for a cuff around the ears, brother.

Oh, blimey, I really have been talking to you for too long.

[mo_cara]

oH, yOu GoT tO bE gEtTiNg YoUr LeAvE oN?

[rule_britannia]

No.

I'm picking up your speech habits.

[mo_cara]

[Relief! He doesn't want to stop chatting with Arhtur. ... though, that's kind of sweet and makes him feel a little squirmy for some reason.]

tHeY aIn'T sUcH bAd HaBiTs To Be HaViNg!
;o)

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur can be sweet..! When he's not being a jerk, and he doesn't tend to be a jerk to people he likes. Unless they deserve it. Sometimes when they don't.

And unless it's Alfred]

You're a bad habit all on your own, Gamz.

[mo_cara]

tHaT's WhAt I hEaR sOmE mOtHeRfUcKeRs SaY!
iT's AlL gOoD, ThOuGh, CaUsE i AiN't ThE sAmE aS cHeWiNg YoUr NaIlS oR gAmBlInG oR sOmEtHiNg.

[rule_britannia]

That's true enough.

You manage to be a bad habit without actually being bad.

[mo_cara]

i CaN bE bAd, ToO.
;o)
bUt YeAh, I dOn't WaNnA hUrT nObOdY.
hEy, ArE yOu CoMiNg To ThIs SwEeT cAmP dEaL?

[rule_britannia]

Yes, I was planning to.

Gets me away from the house, you know?

[mo_cara]

hElL yEs, I kNoW!
i MiSs EvErYoNe So HaRd It'S lIkE tHeRe Be HoLeS aLl Up In My HeArT pLaTe SoMeTiMeS.

[rule_britannia]

Aw Gamz I didn't know you cared.

[mo_cara]

cOuRsE i Do!
It GeTs KiNdA mOtHeRfUcKiN lOnElY oUt HeRe.
AnD yOu GuYs ArE tHe BiTcHtItS.

[rule_britannia]

Oh stop you're giving me all the warm fuzzy feelings.

My little black heart can't take it.

[mo_cara]

WoAh, BrO, i DoN't ThInK tHeY ShOuLd Be ThAt CoLoR, DoN't Be HaViNg No AtTaCk On ThE pUmP bIsCuIt!
I'd PrObAbLy GeT mY aSs In TrOuBlE fOr ThAt.
;o)

[ ... wow, Gamzee just made a joke.]

[rule_britannia]

[He's just going to sit in stunned silence for a minute]

... Don't fret, I'll be fine.

:)

[mo_cara]

GoOd, CaUsE i AiN't WaNtInG tO sEe YoU mIsS cAmP!