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everyone keeps apologizing for camp
well im not
not even to any babbies who saw me naked because im not ashamed
my body is beautiful
i had a great time
you were all the cranky pants who decided they hated fun :P

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gamzee please
you were the ones who mentioned socks first
did you really forget why already
go back and read everything you wrote and tell me what you would be doing with gloves

[Will go back and do just that and ... huh? Oh. Oh! Shit. Well, he guess that makes more sense about using girl's underwear. Not that he would use girl's underwear. Maybe guy's, though.

Damn it, why do conversations with Maxim half the time end up with him all hot and bothered?]

I aIn'T nEvEr TrIeD tHaT.
uH. iS iT pReTtY gOoD?

[Well, Maxim has no idea, he's perfectly fine himself right now]

yes
its great
i stole a pair of dimos old work gloves i like them the best
all soft and broken in already

aIn'T tHaT dUdE yOuR bRoThEr?

yes

so?

YoU dOn'T tHiNk AbOuT hIm WhEn YoU'rE jErKiNg It WiTh HiS gLoVeS, dO yOu?

if thats who i had in mind when i got the urge to do it sure

Oh.

[Gamzee is pretty sure it's kind of weird to fantasize about relatives, but ... maybe it's not all that strange? He's never had a brother or a sister, after all.]

iS hE rEaL hOt?

yessssss
he has a lot of thick black wild hair kind of like yours and these amazing yellow eyes and sharp teeth and claws and this low gorlwy voice
and hes so rough and wild
siiiiiigh

[Oh, man, it would kind of suck if Maxim mostly liked him because he looks a little bit like Maxim's brother. On the other hand, maybe he'd make out with him ... nah. Maxim would make out with anybody, pretty much, he doesn't really need a reason.]

It SoUnDs LiKe YoU kInD oF gOt A tHiNg FoR hIm.

[considers]

YoU eVeR dOnE nOtHiNg WiTh HiM?

[considers some more]

iS hE a WeReWoLf?

i guess i dunno i never really thought about it or anything he's gorgeous but i know a lot of gorgeous people like you and van and amelia and vriska and thor

you mean sex stuff? no we just cuddle and wrestle a lot and i like that

yeah isnt that cool?

yEaH, i GuEsS aLl ThOsE oThEr PeOpLe Be PrEtTy FiNe To LaY pEePeRs On.

[Man, Maxim, you totally have the coolest sounding brother ever. Cuddles and wrestling AND a werewolf? Wow.]

hE sOuNdS lIkE a PrEtTy MoThErFuCkIn AwEsOmE bRo.
YoU'rE lUcKy!
DoEs He LoOk LiKe YoU?

[Sort of imagining a taller, wolfier Maxim with black hair.]

you guess? i think you need to get your peeprs checkd if you only guess

he is the most awesome and i am
not really :/
a lot of the elders think hes probably illegitmate or something but i do not care hes been the best brother all my life and i dont really think who his mother is is going to change that
dont get me wrong oggie is a great brother too hes all kinds of fun
but hes not a werewolf you know

I nEvEr EvEn MeT nO wErEwOlF bEfOrE, tHaT iS tEn KiNdS oF cOoL.
dOeS hE tAkE tHe PoTiOn So YoU cAn HaNg WhEn It'S bIg MoOn TiMe?
AnD hOw CoMe ThEy DoN't KnOw WhO hIs MuM iS?

one entire branch of the jaeger clan is all werewolves thats how he got turn he was rough housing with one and ended up with teeth in his shoulder
poppa wasnt very happy with him
yess he takes the potion mamma taught me how to brew it and everything
i dont know when i ask all they say is never you mind your pretty little hed sweety

dAmN, tHaT pOtIoN bE rEaL mOtHeRfUcKiNg HaRd, GoOd On YoU!
i ThInK iT wOuLd Be PrEtTy SwEeT tO gEt YoUr CuDdLe On WiTh A bIg HaIrY mOnStEr WhAt LoVeD yOu.

its not that hard its like cooking the instructions are right there in the book you just have to follow them
heh he doesnt usually stick around the house too much tho during tht time the wolf likes being out in the open and even tho its not in control its still there
but then i wake up with him on top of me and hes heavy and he drools :|

I sTiLl Be ThInKiNg ThAt SoUnDs PrEtTy NiCe.
I wOuLd Be ToTaLlY cHiLl WiTh WaKiNg Up WiTh SoMeOnE oN mE aNd DrOoLiNg.

not when you have morning wood and there like laying right on top of your penis and jerking off isnt really something you can do
and then i have to spend the whole day dealing with teasing because he woke up with it poking him in the stomach anyway