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[moveslikejaeger]

everyone keeps apologizing for camp
well im not
not even to any babbies who saw me naked because im not ashamed
my body is beautiful
i had a great time
you were all the cranky pants who decided they hated fun :P

Comments

[doctorkishitani]

I didn't think that was possible, although now that I think on it, there's no reason it shouldn't be.

What made you decide to eat it?

[moveslikejaeger]

why wouldnt it be possible?

well you know how it is when your in youre room and youve just finished up and its supper time and someones about to enter your room and youve got jizz on your hand and youve got to get rid of it fast

[doctorkishitani]

[There's a very long pause. And a few small inkblots find their way onto the page.]

I don't think that's ever happened to me.
But that is a very resourceful solution!

[moveslikejaeger]

no? happens to me all the time

[doctorkishitani]

No. But I've only really masturbated a few times, and I don't think I've ever done it close to mealtimes, so I don't think I was running much of a risk.

[And there's another pause. And more inkblots.]

But if it happens to you that often, I'm very glad you've figured out how to deal with it so efficiently!

[mo_cara]

HoW cOmE yOu OnLy DoNe It A fEw TiMeS?

[moveslikejaeger]

yes this i do it like a few times a day at least

[doctorkishitani]

I gathered that I should try it at least once after I turned 13, but I don't think I really had much of an interest in it before now.

Is doing it a few times a day typical?

[moveslikejaeger]

i think so i kinda wake up with a boner so i gotta take care of it then and then when im liying in bed at night its just kind of a thing that seems like a good idea and what happens in between them kind of just happens when it happens
dont you get boners
because it really kind of sucks
just letting them go

[mo_cara]

yOu HaVe To SoMeTiMeS, tHoUgH, cAuSe It AiN't LiKe YoU cAn RuB oNe OuT iN ClAsS.

[moveslikejaeger]

well yeah but that doesnt stop them from sucking
and theres alwas the bathroom after wards

[mo_cara]

yEaH, tHaT's TrUe!
MiNe ArE uSuAlLy GoT tHeIr ScArPeR oN By ThEn, ThOuGh.

[mo_cara]

i DoN't KnOw.
MaYbE wE sHoUlD bE uP aNd AsKiNg EvErYoNe!
I dO iT oNcE oR tWiCe A dAy, I gUeSs.
MoRe iF tHeRe AiN't NoThInG gOiNg On.

[doctorkishitani]

That might be a good idea. There's no way of really knowing if we don't ask more people.

Do you think girls masturbate less often? I've read that they have more nerve endings in their genitals, so they might not need to do it as much.

[mo_cara]

Ok, HaNg On, i'Ll Be AsKiNg.
I dOn'T kNoW aBoUt ThEm BiRdS, tHoUgh.
WoUlDn'T tHeY wAnT tO dO iT mOrE iF iT fElT bEtTeR?