[Filtered to Alfred Jones]

[moveslikejaeger]

so okay here is our super sneaky page where we can talk about things without people like gamzee declaring that we should make out xD

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[allamericanreject]

It is when Im not used to doing it.
Except I felt really great.
When I gave him his birthday present and all. It was a 10 foot snake plush.
I hope he liked it.
I think he thought it was pretty useless.
Oh
Hey Maxim. Van's okay with you liking him right?
Whats that like?

[moveslikejaeger]

i thought snakes didnt have feet let alone 10 of them

uh depends on how you define liking the stuff weve done so far has always just been fooling around were not really boyfriends or anything like that
and i never really thought about it since its always been that way
hes kind of like a brother i can make out with thats all

[allamericanreject]

...
Lol. Dude I meant lengthwise. It is ten feet long. Pffh. You gotta be shittin me.
Anyway...oh. I thought you guys were a thing. You act like it sometimes is all.
Huh. I wouldnt ever want to make out with my brother I'll tell you that much. That seems weird. Whatever you got goin on with Van though, it's kinda cute. :3

[moveslikejaeger]

oh right imperial measurements i forgot your american

noooo not really? i mean we are but we arent? its complicated u.u i wouldnt mind it being a thing though

[allamericanreject]

Ehh I grew up with those measurements so Im still not used to the metric system. Bluh.
Oh? Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll listen. you listened to me forever, and you were actually pretty helpful! Really helpful.
And I think it should be a thing you know. So there.

[moveslikejaeger]

[It takes Maxim a bit to get back to this because while he's happy to dispense pearls of dubious wisdom, he's not terribly comfortable with doing the confessing himself. But Alfred trusted him, didn't he so it would be rude not to trust him back.]

i dunno really im kind of afraid of what would happen if it did become a thing
i love him i do but i am very not good at the being faithful
not that ive ever had a steady beau before or anything like that but i know that all it takes is a pretty face to distract me and i dont want to hurt him
i think hurting him would be the worst thing i could ever do

[allamericanreject]

Hm...
Well you just do what you feel's right, bro! if you think it's not the time for it.
Just I guess if you care for someone you stop doing things with other people.
I mean if you care about 'em enough. Maybe you just need to get to that point with Van?
Or maybe idk what I'm talking about i mean I am the one asking for advice.
I'm not trying to be all crappy at advice.
Heh.
I just am crappy at advice.