15 Smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

Oh yeah. What's that sound? That's the sound of Gryffindor kicking some hardcore ass. It's the sound of the snakes getting flushed down the toilet as lions reign supreme. Hear THAT? It's the sound of a lion rawring in the distance as it devours a snake.

If it wasn't obvious, Gryffindor is the best. We kick everybody's ass and take names. You wish you could be like us, don't you? Hell yeah.

[And then sloppily filtered to Murdoc.]

I'm topping tonight, it ain't up for negotiation. Winner sticks it in, after all.

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[fleurdelamour]

Ohonhonhon.

Your personal business is showing, Monsieur Strider. Take care now! And please, do include us Ravenclaws in your celebrations! We won together, as a team!

[Don't you say a thing about the sound he made during the match. That is not up for discussion. >:c]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Come on, you can't tell me you've never had a little celebratory sex after a game. And yeah, yeah, I guess you guys deserve a little credit.

By the wave, I've never heard a pitch that high come from a man. You could give a dolphin a run for it's money.

[fleurdelamour]

Non, I suppose I cannot. In fact I condone the spread of love wholeheartedly! But the children need not know about it, that is my only concern.

[...Also, damn it, Bro. Why must you do this? WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THIS.]

It is a talent, I will have you know. I have wonderful vocal range.

[plushaeusrumpified]

You know the children are probably just as sexually active as you and me. I doubt they really care when they're all too busy swapping BJ's under the classroom tables.

[Yes. Yes we are. You did it, man. You screamed and it's up to him to give you a hard time about it.]

You should consider learning Mermish. The ability to shriek would come in handy.

[fleurdelamour]

[BRO PLS.]

The magical languages are your forte. Not mine. The next time that we are in a Quidditch match, perhaps you would not mind being the Beater on my team, monsieur. Seeing as Bludgers do not intimidate you.

[You can't see him pouting but he is.]

As for the activities around the school...goodness. Have you really seen this occurring? How scandalous! ♡

[plushaeusrumpified]

Well. I do have a lot of experience beating it, so maybe being the beater wouldn't be that bad. I'll give it a bit more thought.

[Haha beating it. Do you see what he did there?]

Of course I have. But more than that, I know from experience from my own school days. I doubt it's changed THAT much since I was a student.