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[nomorals]

Ugh, I'm so glad that's over and done with. He freakin' deserved to be kicked in the balls after what he did too.

Sorry, guys, but I'm not going to be able to be on the Quidditch team this year. Things got...complicated over summer. Let's just say I won't be seeing any sunlight soon and leave it at that, 'kay?

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[grandhighwizard]

that can of course be arranged.
HOWEVER, I WAS SPEAKING OF YOUR SUNLIGHT AVERSION.
something might be managed there, as well.

[nomorals]

Really? I wasn't aware that there was such a thing available. I've just been wearing a sunhat and elbow gloves for now or an umbrella and it works fine as long as I'm not out too long.

[grandhighwizard]

THERE ISN'T.
but i consider myself an innovative fellow.
YOU WOULD NEED SOMETHING RESISTANT TO SWEAT.
goggles and a quidditch uniform should cover the rest.

[nomorals]

I have plenty of sweat resistant clothing. There's something to be said about shopping in the Muggle world.

This is nice of you, Professor. Thanks.

[grandhighwizard]

I MEANT FOR YOUR FACE.
alterations on an existing potion should be possible to protect your skin from sunlight for the duration of a game.

[nomorals]

Oh. Right.

That'd be really cool if you could do that.

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[rule_britannia]

I suppose you might be able to attend some classes... but it's definitely going to draw suspicion if you only come out at night.

I'll have to keep my fingers crossed for you, then.

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[nomorals]

Well the school is pretty much wall-to-wall bricks, so I'd really only have to avoid the occasional window. Robes will come in handy.

Thanks. I know it sounds like I'm complaining but it's not so bad. Just kind of a shock.

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[rule_britannia]

Maybe one of the professors can help. It's not as if vampirism is a new thing. There must be something.

You're not complaining, Marce. I'd be going off my nut, I don't know how you're so calm.

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[nomorals]

Professor Rhydderch is going to help me out with being able to play Quidditch. Maybe we can work something out.

I've kind of had a few days to get used to the idea. You didn't want to be there in the beginning. Trust me.

[grandhighwizard]

come see me when you return to school.

[nomorals]

Will do.

Thanks again for doing this, Professor. I mean it.

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[rule_britannia]

Oh, great! That's good news.
I thought of applying for the team but I don't think I have the stamina.

Hah, I don't doubt that. Facing down a furious fledgling vampire isn't exactly high on my bucket list.

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[nomorals]

You should try out anyway. You might surprise yourself!

I think I flipped all of Ash's tables. All of them. Maybe broke a bookcase. I can't remember really, it's kind of hazy.

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[rule_britannia]

I don't know.. I'm not exactly athletically inclined.

Wow. The wanker deserved it, though. That and more.

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[nomorals]

What's so athletic about sitting around on a stick and playing with balls?

Yep. I think that, the three kicks to his balls and the one to the teeth will make him hesitate to take advantage of an innocent little girl again.

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[rule_britannia]

... You really need to mind your phrasing. I just choked on my tea.

Have you reported him? I mean, it is a crime, isn't it?

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[nomorals]

Maybe you should stop drinking so much tea then.

Tried. Apparently wizard laws don't apply to vampires.

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[rule_britannia]

How dare you speak such blasphemy.

... Seriously? What kind of bullshit is that?!

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[nomorals]

Your guess is as good as mine. That was the impression I got when I "filed a complaint" with the Ministry anyway.

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[rule_britannia]

I've half a mind to bring this up to father, though I'm not entirely sure he'll listen.

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[nomorals]

Dads rarely do.

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[rule_britannia]

Tell me about it.

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[nomorals]

You don't want to hear about my dad, dude. Trust me.

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[rule_britannia]

It's a figure of speech.

I'm sure you want to tell me about your father as much as I want to talk about mine.