1st Song ♫

[nomorals]

Ugh, I'm so glad that's over and done with. He freakin' deserved to be kicked in the balls after what he did too.

Sorry, guys, but I'm not going to be able to be on the Quidditch team this year. Things got...complicated over summer. Let's just say I won't be seeing any sunlight soon and leave it at that, 'kay?

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[rule_britannia]

I don't know.. I'm not exactly athletically inclined.

Wow. The wanker deserved it, though. That and more.

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[nomorals]

What's so athletic about sitting around on a stick and playing with balls?

Yep. I think that, the three kicks to his balls and the one to the teeth will make him hesitate to take advantage of an innocent little girl again.

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[rule_britannia]

... You really need to mind your phrasing. I just choked on my tea.

Have you reported him? I mean, it is a crime, isn't it?

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[nomorals]

Maybe you should stop drinking so much tea then.

Tried. Apparently wizard laws don't apply to vampires.

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[rule_britannia]

How dare you speak such blasphemy.

... Seriously? What kind of bullshit is that?!

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[nomorals]

Your guess is as good as mine. That was the impression I got when I "filed a complaint" with the Ministry anyway.

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[rule_britannia]

I've half a mind to bring this up to father, though I'm not entirely sure he'll listen.

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[nomorals]

Dads rarely do.

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[rule_britannia]

Tell me about it.

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[nomorals]

You don't want to hear about my dad, dude. Trust me.

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[rule_britannia]

It's a figure of speech.

I'm sure you want to tell me about your father as much as I want to talk about mine.