1st Song ♫

[nomorals]

Ugh, I'm so glad that's over and done with. He freakin' deserved to be kicked in the balls after what he did too.

Sorry, guys, but I'm not going to be able to be on the Quidditch team this year. Things got...complicated over summer. Let's just say I won't be seeing any sunlight soon and leave it at that, 'kay?

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Is the backtagging okay? ^_^

[marshall_lee]

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Subtle Marceline, reeeeal subtle.


{ooc: Is it okay if he tells her about him being a vampire as well? ^_^ I was hoping they could be friends and maybe Marshall could help her out on her newfound vampireism?}

backtagging's completely cool :3

[nomorals]

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I know, I know. So I keep being told.

[ooc: that's fine with me as well c:]

[marshall_lee]

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I know you want to tell close friends and stuff but it's pretty dangerous. People don't take too kindly to vampires..if some of these kids parents knew, they'd pull their kids and demand Dumbledore toss us out or stake us or...something.

Yeah, we. I'm a vampire too.

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[nomorals]

We...oh.

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[marshall_lee]

Long story short Dumbles is giving me a place to lay low until some stupid stuff blows over.
He'd only let me stay if I finished my education here at Hogwarts since I dropped out the first time around.

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[nomorals]

I guess I'm kind of lucky he let me come back since that means he'll have two vampires under his roof.

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[marshall_lee]

I doubt he would have turned you away. I mean, at least you've been a student a hell of a lot more recently than I have. I dropped out years and years ago..like, in 1833 I think it was?

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[nomorals]

Holy Hell. Was Dumbledore even around back then?

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[marshall_lee]

Nope. He was still wearing diapers when I left.
I think I have forty or fifty years on him maybe? I'm just a little over a hundred and ninety five.

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[nomorals]

You're starting to make this sound like one of those weird Muggle vampire romance novels.

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[marshall_lee]

[He's trying sooo hard not to laugh.]

Now you're just being mean.
I suppose next we should roll around in glitter and just reinforce those dumb ideas Muggles have come up with.

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[nomorals]

...Well, it would be kind of awesome to pull that off as a prank just once. It might make it easier since Muggles seem to think those types are harmless or something stupid.

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[marshall_lee]

I can picture it now...I'll douse myself in glitter, stand in some public square, rip off my shirt, scream "THIS IS WHO I AAAAAAAM!" collapse in an emo heap and chicks will be all over me.

....I have no problems with this at all.

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[nomorals]

Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That'd be like tossing a steak at a pack of rabid wolves or something.

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[marshall_lee]

I'm sure I'd probably die again if they all dog piled on me like that.

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[nomorals]

Probably. Who knows what those types of people are capable of?

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[marshall_lee]

Badly written stories posted on the internet and horrible fan art is what they're capable of.
The next time you're near a computer look up "sexy vampire" in a search. I dare you. The results are horrifying.

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[nomorals]

Been there, done that. Trolled and caused an uproar. It was kind of hilarious.

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[marshall_lee]

[And now he's thinking "are you me?"]

NICE.

If it wasn't a huge no-no I'd love to make a documentary about what everything is really like.

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[nomorals]

Then you'd be accused by the masses that you're trying to cash in on the vampire trend.

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[marshall_lee]

And I don't think any amount of "I was a vampire before vampires were cool." would convince them.

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[nomorals]

Nope. Pretty sure they'd cry blasphemy or something.