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[notapigeon]

I don't want to be a responsible adult.

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[givesyouaboner]

Technically they are, in a way. So potentially you have centuries, maybe!
Just watch out for the meteors, bro.

[notapigeon]

I think I'll be okay. How often to meteors happen?

[givesyouaboner]

In the context of them being a threat, the probability of them not happening is astronomical.
So unless life gets cheesy and all Armageddon, you have nothing to worry about.