sortinghat_rp | 02 - filtered to Arthur

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Hey

Arthur, you there?

My blushes, Banner!

Couldn't control myself, my apologies.

All that 'I can't flirt' stuff really is utter tripe

I can't do it to people I'm actually sweet on I guess. It's easier to flirt with friends because then you're just fooling around.

Hmm.
I suppose.
Best I don't try it on Greg though. He'd have an aneurism.

You should try it once - it'd be funny.

I actually value his friendship, so perhaps not.

You flirt with me, does this mean you don't value my friendship? I'm hurt, really.

I know you can take it, poppet

I'm butt-hurt. Really. Learn to relax a guy first, sheesh.

I'll be more gentle next time

You'd better be, otherwise I'll cry next time.

Oh Bruce don't tempt me

You're an abusive man, wanting to see me cry so much.

I know you like it or you wouldn't keep coming back to me ;)

Maybe I'm just waiting for my revenge to turn the tables on you and make you bite the pillow instead.

Oh jesus

Okay I give. You win this one.
I never thought I'd be playing gay chicken over journal

Enjoy it while you can

Oh I will, now bite down darling 'cause I'm going in dry.

Oh my god Bruce.

Are you getting some kind of weird thrill out of this?

I'm bored, mom's locked me out of the house library and taken away my potions tools.

Oh dear.
What did you blow up this time?

Nothing.

Much.

She was hoping it'd make me go jogging or something.

By 'nothing much' do you mean she needs to buy a new dining room table or the reason she shut you out of the library is that you set it on fire?

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