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[arachnoble]

I'm not going to bother informing you that school is close. I'm certain you're all very aware of that fact, and no, I'm not assigning any last minute work. Even if I would greatly appreciate it if you arrive at school at least having read the first chapter of your books.

I do have an announcement, however.

Dumbledore has recently informed me that I have been granted the position as Slytherin Head of House. It's not unexpected, seeing as I'm the best option, but I'm pleased all the same.

[The next bit is filtered to just Vriska.]

I've got all your books and other supplies, as well as some new robes waiting at our home. I also got Nicholas a new terrarium.

And I have a few spare eyepatches if you want one.

Comments

[arachnoble]

In case you didn't realize, I was being sarcastic. It could not be more obvious you'd rather someone else be the Head.

[wwhatevver]

wwoww really you wwere able to see that
im shocked

[arachnoble]

You're not just shocked, I'm sure.

I'm sure you can still run to Donoghue if any problems arise.

[wwhatevver]

howw did you guess

implyin i dont just face my owwn problems

[arachnoble]

I'm shockingly perceptive.

Implying you'd rather speak to your father than me.

[wwhatevver]

wwell theres that answwer

and that implication is actually somewwhat correct

[arachnoble]

I'm also shockingly good at implying the truth.

[wwhatevver]

oh

are you noww

[arachnoble]

Am I?

Of course. It's a defining trait of mine.

[wwhatevver]

really
i didnt seem to notice it at first

[arachnoble]

Perhaps you need to work on your observational skills.

[wwhatevver]

no theyre just fine

[arachnoble]

If they're fine, you won't mind me issuing a test, will you?

[wwhatevver]

sure im game lets do it

[arachnoble]

Good.

Meet me in my office tomorrow after classes.

[wwhatevver]

[whoa mama.

Also a bit of a pause.]

alright

[arachnoble]

Don't keep me waiting.