Tveir

[brothor]

Father went back to Norway for part of the summer and I bet none of you will BELIEVE what he brought back!

Weapons! Viking weapons! Also helmets! They are so beautifully made and terribly good for running into things with! He also brought back a hammer but


I can't lift it.

It's as if it's charmed to the ground. I've been trying for weeks to pick it up and I've got blisters on my fingers.


According to legend, one must be worthy to lift the hammer. Am I not worthy or something? How does one become worthy?

Comments

[pomodoroo]

What do get out of being able to pick up a piece of junk anyways?

[brothor]

It is not junk! It is a valuable family heirloom and it is super cool!

[pomodoroo]

But what good is a hammer anyways, you can't do much with it!

[brothor]

You can smash things.

[pomodoroo]

Can't you just use a regular hammer for that though?

[brothor]

It is a hammer of legend. Also it has my name on it so I should be able to lift it.

IT GOES BEYOND YOUR DATED CONCEPTS OF OWNERSHIP.

[pomodoroo]

If it's one of legend then, why don't you just read books about that kind of stuff? There's shit tons of them.

[brothor]

I will! Once I get to school!