Tveir

[brothor]

Father went back to Norway for part of the summer and I bet none of you will BELIEVE what he brought back!

Weapons! Viking weapons! Also helmets! They are so beautifully made and terribly good for running into things with! He also brought back a hammer but


I can't lift it.

It's as if it's charmed to the ground. I've been trying for weeks to pick it up and I've got blisters on my fingers.


According to legend, one must be worthy to lift the hammer. Am I not worthy or something? How does one become worthy?

Comments

[clockspinner]

havent you ever seen a disney movie
a hero isnt measured by the size of his strength
but by the strength of his heart


you gotta dive into the river of death for the girl of your dreams and become a god
or idk just get punched in the face real hard by a big shiny metal colossus

[brothor]

No I have not! Are disney movies tales of strength that you learn from? I've read plenty of those!

Are you saying my heart is not strong, Strider? I'm crushed!

...

I don't know how either of those things are supposed to happen.

[clockspinner]

is your heart strong enough to dive into the river of death for the life of some broad youve only known for a few weeks

i dunno either man im just saying
watch more movies

[brothor]

How should I know? Is she pretty? Do we have similar interests?

If only to pass the time while I nurse my hands.

[nomorals]

Who knows? Maybe you have to rescue someone or accept something about yourself. That's usually the way those things work in stories anyway.

[brothor]

I am incredibly self accepting. I am a very nice tall person and I think I can be pretty cool.

Oh. Hmm. Do you need rescuing?

[nomorals]

Maybe it's more a modesty thing then. Like I said I have no idea.

Nah, I'm good. The evil witch promised to lay off me if I did some chores for her.

[clockspinner]

hell yeah shes pretty
nice handfuls up top and behind if you know what i mean

disneys hercules
its got action and monsters and a talking goat
if you havent watched it by the time we get back to school then son i will be disappoint

[brothor]

I have no idea what you mean but I am thinking I do not want to know. I would jump in a lake for an ugly girl too, I have loads of good traits see.


I do not know how I am meant to watch it, we do not own a television.

[brothor]

I am also modest. Very modest.

Evil witch? Are you certain I cannot assist you?

[nomorals]

Do you know what modesty means?

Yeah. We're cool now. She might threaten to make me into soup every now and then but it's okay.

apparently I'm just going through my icons from the top down

[clockspinner]

i thought dirk told me your little bro has access to tech
some kind of tech anyway
have him watch it with you

or you could come visit again

[brothor]

It means I am not a blowhard, Amelia told me! She also said I was modest or something along those lines. So by all means I should be able to lift this hammer.

That does not sound promising.

das cheating

[brothor]

He has his own tech, I tend to break it though. Maybe if I ask nicely.

I would not mind that at all! Can we have pizza?

[clockspinner]

yes
yes we can have pizza
bring your baby bro too so he and things one and two can hang out some more

[nomorals]

Hmm...well like I said, I dunno. It's not my problem.

Oh nooooooo I have to go. She spotted me using my journal!

[thegluethatbinds]

Study hard and live an honest and upright life. That's really the only advice I can give you, Mr Odinson.

[patrioticspells]

I've read about a hammer like that. If you're worthy of the power it grants you can wield it with no problem.

I think you could be worthy.

[ladyliberty]

Oh my gosh, I wanna see!

[moveslikejaeger]

why are we not allowed to bring weapons to school i want to play with your hammer i would show you my sword it has a wand is built right into the hilt it was actually my first wand technically because i inherited it when i was 9 but since i cant use it at school i needed to get a different do you at least have pictures of all those weapons?

[arrogantalloy]

Why would you care about a hammer?

[pomodoroo]

What do get out of being able to pick up a piece of junk anyways?

[brothor]

It is not junk! It is a valuable family heirloom and it is super cool!

[brothor]

Why do you care if I care about a hammer!

[brothor]

I cannot bring it if I cannot lift it anyway :( I am envious! I wish my wand was also a hammer.

HAMMER!