Tveir

[brothor]

Father went back to Norway for part of the summer and I bet none of you will BELIEVE what he brought back!

Weapons! Viking weapons! Also helmets! They are so beautifully made and terribly good for running into things with! He also brought back a hammer but


I can't lift it.

It's as if it's charmed to the ground. I've been trying for weeks to pick it up and I've got blisters on my fingers.


According to legend, one must be worthy to lift the hammer. Am I not worthy or something? How does one become worthy?

Comments

[clockspinner]

havent you ever seen a disney movie
a hero isnt measured by the size of his strength
but by the strength of his heart


you gotta dive into the river of death for the girl of your dreams and become a god
or idk just get punched in the face real hard by a big shiny metal colossus

[brothor]

No I have not! Are disney movies tales of strength that you learn from? I've read plenty of those!

Are you saying my heart is not strong, Strider? I'm crushed!

...

I don't know how either of those things are supposed to happen.

[clockspinner]

is your heart strong enough to dive into the river of death for the life of some broad youve only known for a few weeks

i dunno either man im just saying
watch more movies

[nomorals]

Who knows? Maybe you have to rescue someone or accept something about yourself. That's usually the way those things work in stories anyway.

[brothor]

I am incredibly self accepting. I am a very nice tall person and I think I can be pretty cool.

Oh. Hmm. Do you need rescuing?

[nomorals]

Maybe it's more a modesty thing then. Like I said I have no idea.

Nah, I'm good. The evil witch promised to lay off me if I did some chores for her.

[thegluethatbinds]

Study hard and live an honest and upright life. That's really the only advice I can give you, Mr Odinson.

[brothor]

But if I live my whole life without picking up the hammer I'll die, sir!

Also do you think if I got better grades I could pick it up?

[thegluethatbinds]

It's more of the attitude behind your studies than the grades itself. Hard work, determination and honesty will get you far, with or without the Os or Es.

Also, a better measure of the worth of a man is how he lives his life, rather than the ability to wield a hammer.

[patrioticspells]

I've read about a hammer like that. If you're worthy of the power it grants you can wield it with no problem.

I think you could be worthy.

[brothor]

You've got to tell me more! How do I prove I am worthy?

Oh! Father brought you a present as well!

[ladyliberty]

Oh my gosh, I wanna see!

[brothor]

HAAAAMMER! Gaze upon it!

[moveslikejaeger]

why are we not allowed to bring weapons to school i want to play with your hammer i would show you my sword it has a wand is built right into the hilt it was actually my first wand technically because i inherited it when i was 9 but since i cant use it at school i needed to get a different do you at least have pictures of all those weapons?

[brothor]

I cannot bring it if I cannot lift it anyway :( I am envious! I wish my wand was also a hammer.

HAMMER!

[arrogantalloy]

Why would you care about a hammer?

[brothor]

Why do you care if I care about a hammer!

[pomodoroo]

What do get out of being able to pick up a piece of junk anyways?

[brothor]

It is not junk! It is a valuable family heirloom and it is super cool!

[formyownhand]

You have to go through trials to be worthy.

[brothor]

What kind of trials?

[doctorkishitani]

It might have been cursed. Have you considered that?

[brothor]

Father would not give me a cursed hammer. At least I would hope not.

[thesmallesttrickster]

Thor, please do not hurt yourself.

[brothor]

My hands could not possibly be more raw, but I am fine.