Tveir

[brothor]

Father went back to Norway for part of the summer and I bet none of you will BELIEVE what he brought back!

Weapons! Viking weapons! Also helmets! They are so beautifully made and terribly good for running into things with! He also brought back a hammer but


I can't lift it.

It's as if it's charmed to the ground. I've been trying for weeks to pick it up and I've got blisters on my fingers.


According to legend, one must be worthy to lift the hammer. Am I not worthy or something? How does one become worthy?

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

GLORIOUS

i bet you could break a lot of knees with that have you tried sweet talking it? you know like stroking the handle and telling it how beautiful it is it may be more responsive to a bit of attention

[brothor]

that

is something I had not considered.

[it will be some time before Maxim gets a response.]

Father told me to stop.

[moveslikejaeger]

he clearly doesnt understand the bond shared between a boy and the giant hammer he cannot lift
you must do it discreetly
like at night! moonlight always sets a mood anyway

[brothor]

What if it just doesn't like me?

[moveslikejaeger]

but you said it was an heirloom! you cant just let it go if that was the case you have to show it how dedicated and true you are if you give up at the first sign of trouble then you are definitely not worthy after all

[brothor]

Good point. Do you have any more suggestions?