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[brothor]

Father went back to Norway for part of the summer and I bet none of you will BELIEVE what he brought back!

Weapons! Viking weapons! Also helmets! They are so beautifully made and terribly good for running into things with! He also brought back a hammer but


I can't lift it.

It's as if it's charmed to the ground. I've been trying for weeks to pick it up and I've got blisters on my fingers.


According to legend, one must be worthy to lift the hammer. Am I not worthy or something? How does one become worthy?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

I'm touched you'd go to so much find detail on account of me. Really, my heart skipped a beat. I have my name on enough things thank you. Things that are more useful than a giant cheese knife.

Hey! I'm nice, who flew you to a different country for you to build pillow forts in your underwear and eat hot dogs from a cart? Because it sure wasn't Couslon.

[brothor]

It is plenty useful! Once I lift it, ladies and gentlemen will swoon over my superior upperbody strength! It doesn't take strength to lift a cheese knife!! Unless you are Steve...

Generous, yes! Perhaps nice in some sense, but you lack strength of heart! Coulson is already a warrior! He has the makings of one, I can see it in his eyes! [If he could sparkle eye irl...]

[arrogantalloy]

I hope you don't think I'm going to swoon over you and your seafood special as you wield your spear and magic helmet. Because the only six pack I'm interested in is in my Shelby Cobra.

[There is a moment of pause as he then chooses to ignore the insinuation of his lack of heart.]

Being a warrior isn't anything to admire in someone. He's just a guy fighting for a cause, like everyone else. So you can rein in your man crush.

[brothor]

No, but only because I do not desire to make you swoon. That would be weird.

That is exactly what a warrior is though! You keep saying you are smart, Stark! Figure it out!


And I do not have a crush on our professor.

[arrogantalloy]

At least we can agree on that.

You can do something for the good of others and not be a warrior.

No, Thor, a man-crush is okay to have. It means you really respect the guy and think he's awesome.

[brothor]

If you are doing something for the good of others you are a warrior, it is simple.

I KNOW IT'S OKAY, I just don't have one.

[arrogantalloy]

I do things for the good of others. And I don't want to be a warrior. Ever.

Sure you don't, that's why your eyes don't sparkle when you talk about him.

[brothor]

Too bad! You are a warrior, a terrible one.

THEY DON'T.

[arrogantalloy]

You can't just too bad this. I am not a warrior.

Oh no, they do. You can't see it because they're in your head, but they sparkle and shine. Really it looks like you could swoon sometimes.

[brothor]

You are in denial. You'll get over it.

I am not going to swoon! Just because he is cool and wears cool clothing and is clever does not mean I am in love with him. You don't even know, he isn't even your teacher!

[arrogantalloy]

There's nothing to get over.

Who said anything about love. I said man crush, man crushes have nothing to do with love. And he wears a suit, what's so cool about that? Over half the muggle population wears them, my dad wore one, I have to wear one sometimes.

He doesn't have to be my teacher I still see him around and hear you and Steve praise him.

[brothor]

Because you accept that I am right.

It is not a crush, it is not anything. Nobody at school wears them except him, Stark. Of course it is going to stand out.

[arrogantalloy]

No, because it's not right. I can't get over something that isn't happening.

He stands out because it looks like he has a broomstick somewhere it shouldn't be. The suit just makes it more obvious.

[brothor]

It is right and you have no way of proving me wrong.

Your teacher is worse anyway. Nobody is as cool as Coulson.

[arrogantalloy]

I'm proving you wrong by the sheer fact it isn't right.

[Not, not being childish at all]

A tea cosy, is cooler than Coulson. At least Donoghue's classes are actually a challenge.

[brothor]

That isn't proof at all.

Coulson also challenges us. You are a liar.

[arrogantalloy]

Of course it is.

Oh please, why would I lie about this?

[brothor]

Because you want me to believe your classes are better somehow.

[arrogantalloy]

Look, I haven't had Coulson teach me. But really, they probably teach the exact same things. I'm just saying he's too stiff and too FBI compared to Donoghue and his well, amusing grumpiness.

[brothor]

Coulson is a good man. A good friendly man.

[arrogantalloy]

I've only spoken to him once. Seemed stiff and boring to me.

[brothor]

So is your teacher.

[arrogantalloy]

Stiff maybe, but at times he's anything but boring. He has some amusing vein throbbing some times.

[brothor]

That doesn't make a good teacher. Why are we talking about this?

[arrogantalloy]

Never said it did.

Because I got bored of talking about blacksmithing tools, and this seemed more interesting.