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[eighttimeshandy]

Rejoice, students of Hogwarts, for I have found my journal!

It was trapped underneath Trollki's tank. I have no idea how it got there. But that explains why it was missing all summer! And I know you have all missed me, but please try to contain your enthusiasm. Don't all rush to greet me at once, I will be on the train, after all.

In other news, all current and prospective members of the Medical Science and Magic Society, please note that we will be holding our first meeting Thursday, September Sixth post evening meal in the dungeons. There will be cake, so make sure to save some room! I can't wait to see everyone there!

(No, Ognian, you're not allowed to show up just for the cake. That is for members only.)

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[preanimator]

I'm the co-president, I can keep anyone out that I want.

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but HOW??
you is tiny

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[preanimator]

I'm sorry, I was unaware that I had to be a certain size to lift a wand.

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OH
you has test to get in door??
will be practis for cursebreakers!!

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WAS just kiddinks but you make challenging
now i HAS to join

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[preanimator]

Yes, lovely, we require your OWL scores to review before we determine if you'd be any use at all.

Though if you'd care to volunteer as a test subject, that is always acceptable.

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mebbe join is rong word agan

is more like
i is gonna be dere und i is gonna help
you ken try to stop it if you wants
but it is gonna heppen

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[preanimator]

Oh, yes, I see how this is, the way it ALWAYS is, with idiots like you, just run in and trample all over everything anyone else cares about because you think it's funny, you

[And then there's an ink blot, a long pause, then]

Very well.

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i is gonna help TOO
is lik you tink we is not frends or sumting

[A similar pause.]

is about time
i sees you at meeting ja

[Yeah, that abrupt change of tune totally wasn't suspicious at all. The master of subtlety, it is Herbert. Oggie's just going to keep on his toes for a while.]

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[eighttimeshandy]

This is great. Isn't this great? Can we behave like sixth years now, and not little six year olds? Because I would like that very much. I would be thrilled by it. I would be just filled with joy and ecstasy at such a thing.

So can we do that?

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[eighttimeshandy]

Herbert stop, you're just encouraging him, oh my gosh!!!!!!!! Stop, just stoooooooop!!!!!!!!

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[preanimator]

I'm not encouraging him, I'm telling him to go away. You can't just allow everyone in the club, Eriq, that's ridiculous.

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[eighttimeshandy]

Herbert, I'm going to explain to you using logic exactly how you are encouraging him. You remember logic, right? It's the thing all of science is based upon!

He is a Jaeger. Jaegers enjoy inflicting pain and suffering on other people. Every time you tell him no, you are telling him that his mere presence upsets you. You being upset makes him happy. Thus, he is encouraged to be even more of a pain in the rump.

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[preanimator]

Yes, you're correct, of course. However, I still don't think he should be allowed to be a member. One meeting can't hurt, though, I suppose.